Noah Fencebutt has died. Enter the STANK 🤢

Thought I felt a tingle in my headcanon…

oh no it's worse it's much worse

I’m in this reply and I don’t like it!

I think that white americans are so ornery due to poor anal hygiene if I had to guess. They should try being WIPE Americans, and vote for Bidet in 2026

A honky is a specific type of cracker

Same

Yikes! My backwalls don’t stand a chance!!

Pulling my pant’s off and crappeing into the Toilet is of Great Luxury, to me

Tweet from Madhi Mohammadi: Trump's ceasefire extension means nothing. The losing side cannot dictate terms. The continuation of the siege is no different from bombardment and must be met with a military response. Moreover, Trump's ceasefire extension is certainly a ploy to buy time for a surprise strike. The time for Iran to take the initiative has come.

Madhi Mohammadi, an advisor to the speaker of the Iranian parliament/lead negotiator with the US MB Ghalibaf:
“Trump's ceasefire extension means nothing... The time for Iran to take the initiative has come.”

👀

We all got that one homie named Glorfindel

A lot of people out there are claiming the PeePeePooPoo Man loves too crap. That He delights in peeing. Which is patently false. Do fish LOVE swimming? Do humans LOVE breathing? Does the very sun in the heavens above LOVE to shine? Nay; that is its very function. The Peepeepoopoo Man is what he does

Take time to-day whilst shitting
To lift up thy pecker and ponder
The nudity of thine own balls

The name’s Binks. JarJar Binks. And I am here to rescue your clitty

a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and sitting in front of a window . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and sitting in front of a window .

And he would say “Well that Æschylated quickly!”

Jeffrey Epstein’s Lawyer Announces He Feels Safer as a Republican

These baby shoes were never worm!

CenoBites- restaurant review app for people looking to choke to death on expensive meats

Was Morgoth taken?

49ers general manager John Lynch said the team is using AI to evaluate draft picks. “The cool thing is you don’t need to be an expert.”

Good luck to the Niners!

Damn. RIP Sigmund Freud. He lowkey woulda loved the Pragmata discourse

Jar Jar Binks lowkey had ass for days 👀

Naming your werewolf character “Remus Lupin” is like naming your Dracula stand-in “Vampiro Neckbitey”

Lowkey like a Gollum but for p*ssy

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

Is it going to record the family vomiting from the rancid prego HFCS slop they are consuming? Gtfo Dystopios

Real Dengist hours who up

Grinning molester in a suit

Chris deLia live in San Jose PRICE DROP