Throat goat

ETERNALLY thinking of dungeons whose doorways get wider the deeper you go, which was just Weird,

Until you realize they're narrower on the way out

When the Green Mage Enjoyers meet and get stuck together mentally like magnets ranting

Oh, it died early? It's a puddle on the floor now! It's so easy...

Is there like, a Google maps or yelp for underground tunnels, drainages, etc. that's what I want, cool maps and images of the horrible rat mazes we make beneath

I still maintain Green Mage would be incredible as a "druidic" type magic, where 99% of it is prepping poultices and oils beforehand, and like... Stacking debuffs and detonating them

GENUINELY, it never got better than that... Clover fucking earring - NOTHING, BULLSHIT IT WAS A COINCIDENCE, THEY WERE JUST COWARDS,

Give me Jump! Give me Oil! Give me Big Hammer!!

THE GREEN MAGE COPE IS REAL

BUT AYE, VERY CURIOUS,

Heisenberg... His hat and glasses are iconic

"It is a good ending, because the monster is Very Satisfied,"

Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough

Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough theonion.com/soybean-wishes-it-could-...

Flip Lavender, PI always gets the BIGGEST cases for the BIGGEST detective...

(commission for @ru4seal.bsky.social ~)

In a Mood of Moods

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

trade for @meowshmallowe.bsky.social !!!

"Ohhh come on, you can have just a little more! What about some berry tarts next?" Hollow the faedog floats daintily above the mortal pig man, Mud. The fairy feeds the piggy with lots of faerie fruits and cheeses, as well as all sorts of wines and juices and breads. The fairy appears to be fattening up the pig man with delicacies from a hidden dimension. Mud looks into the fairy's eyes and his large hand wanders to Hollow's supple ass.

I still think this is my favorite piece of Hollow art I've ever done! 🍃🍐🍇 (and Mud for that matter)

"Fairy Sanctum" feeding commission for @konshearo.bsky.social

Were the mailboxes this small before?

...Yes, definitely. The mailroom snacks are harmless...

Evil courses through my veins.

Go on... 🐲

The kobolds are starting to interbreed with the bats in the cave.

Just this week I caught a little kobold baby named Brick Wall hanging from the ceiling.

EXACTLY... Crawdads and crab legs and melted butter... Buffet that rings the whole pool means there's plenty of access,

Besides the gap for the stairs, of course, their hips are only getting wider, and even then it feels smaller somehow...

...CROCODILE ALLIGATOR HYDRA WHO BICKER OVER THIS...

Crocodile/Alligator species rivalry over who's the biggest; They're both massive and in a brackish water area, and they won't stop eating or bickering to tell, so we really can't say.

Also; open floral shirts, cargo shorts, tight swimwears... Crocs for Crocs? Boardwalk and beachwear is just as good for the swamp,

It's... Strange. They helped me want to Do things, but it only helps steer the boat, you still have to handle it.

They also made me a low level of anxious usually when starting them, but more in a High Energy, What Do way?

More people SHOULD be gators... Wider ones. With cute tails and teeth and a charming penchant for luring travellers closer to the water,

One last Summer vibe before we move into the Spooky Season!

It's not really cheating if you're always using spooky, October-appropriate sorceries, right??

Done by the amazingly talented Round Wombo!! (roundwombo.bsky.social)

what if there was pokerus but instead of increasing your pokemon's stats it increased their weight the more they train

YESSS, YESSSSSS

EXCELLENT TASTE, ONLY THE FINEST OF BUGS... I can forgive the absence of Armaldo, he's Goofy,