Hate to be the bearer of bad news but the new King of the Hill is dog shit. Not funny. Focus group tested slop. Pandemic era pronoun jokes. Private equity nostalgia IP extraction operation. Pissing on the memory of a once great show
A tweet by plagiarist and useful idiot Benny Johnson: "Hi guys. I have just been handed official Alligator Alcatraz merch. I repeat, this prison has merch. Things are going insanely well."
showing off my free concentration camp merch. My soul is just out of frame, intact and not bound by dark blood rites to the eternal service of Moloch the Devourer
i found this cool vintage alligator alcatraz merch
Gotta dogpile on Elon
I think Nathan Fielder is an antizionist and The Curse is his greatest (and most Jewish) work to date
How To Gang Stalk Nathan Fielder
Spotify has banned me for life and won’t tell me why
@milesklee.bsky.social talks about how Silicon Valley freaks (the Nerd Reich) are destroying the world, but the fact that they speak about it so openly and frequently makes it clear it’s just another marketing gimmick to over-inflate their shitty technology’s value www.patreon.com/posts/129406...
The conditions at the Louisiana ICE facility that imprisons Mahmoud Khalil are so filthy that prior to a congressional visit to the detention site, the GEO Group offered a "pizza party" to the inmates who cleaned their cells the best @alexsammon.bsky.social writes
Virginia Giuffre is just the latest Epstein survivor to die. Carolyn Andriano, whose testimony put Ghislaine Maxwell in prison, died of a 'drug overdose' in 2023
TIL that Larry David is Jewish
We’ve always been here
We are so (going) back (to hell)
Maybe AI is a force for good?https://t.co/kVdax9GUz6
So funny seeing all the Al guys whine about DeepSeek "stealing" from them after they killed OpenAl whistleblower, Suchir Balaji, after he testified that all generative artificial intelligence companies are built on stealing the products of their business competitors
Hehe
The link DOESNT go to Spotify in spite of what is displayed there
I'm joined by @lizpelly.bsky.social and @peretsky.bsky.social to discuss Liz's book, Mood Machine: The Rise of Spotify and the Costs of the Perfect Playlist and whether or not Poptimism is to blame for the conquest of streaming services. linktr.ee/coexistinc
Finally, a car that snitches on me so I don’t have to confess
You cannot convince me otherwise
There are two kinds of Americans: those who believe that the people who got rug-pulled by Hawk Tuah girl deserved it, and those who believe the UnitedHealthcare CEO had it coming.
I will follow him into the sun
Rising tide
They just fired my mom
What you purists don’t understand is that Marie Glusenkamp Perez only accepted the Nazi gold because pragmatism
Reading Cormac McCarthy on the subway and shaking my head to let everyone know I disagree (just read the passage in Blood Meridian where they stumble upon a tree decorated with the corpses of babies)
Cormac McCarthy hot take: this is a great day for adjunct literary professors who wear cat eye glasses and make $40 a month on their substack
