Well why don’t I look it up? Because right now I can only find the Italian edition

Well I’m pretty sure I put it in the book. And it happened because I heard it

They’re going to remake The Cooler with JD Vance in the William H. Macy role

Any minute now Trump will blame Errand Boy Vance. Either that, or is formulating plans to bomb Hungary

Okay, that’s funny

As we hear astronaut Mark Kelly analyze the Artemis splashdown, is there any chance Hegseth feels like a bit of a dickhead? Of course, he’s probably watching MMA videos

Legit comparison between our household and the Artemis mission in that the woman had to fix the toilet.

As a fan of "The Pitt" and "Shrinking," I was delighted (and surprised) to see Sean (Luke Tennie) show up in scrubs to help out in Pittsburgh's most chaotic ER. Hoping that one day Jessica Williams strides in as a rock-star surgeon and announces, "Yo, we gotta get some Epi up in here."

Plus, Chuck Grassley is still a senator.

Spirit of '76: The Indiana Hoosiers were the last undefeated team From the SI Vault: The 1975-76 Indiana Hoosiers were the last men's basketball team tough enough to go undefeated for an entire season.

It's been 50 years since Indiana became the last undefeated team to win the NCAA championship. I wrote this at the 25-year anniversary. bit.ly/3PMLVIR

Attorney General Barbie latest to find out: you can suck up and suck up and suck up. But you can never suck up enough

I'm going with the late Larry King, who, unprompted, once tweeted: "I've never been in a canoe."

Uh, not sure Vlade put a significant roadblock effort into that one.

His record alone on marital behavior gets him in. Then you throw in business fraud, golf cheating, spying on beauty-pageant contestants ... I mean, you're talking absolute lock.

Can't think of any poll more perfect for Vance to win than a STRAW poll.

A few signs at Bethlehem, Pa. No Kings rally yesterday

GOP: Guardians of Pedophiles
Cleanup on Aisle 47
You Sucked in Home Alone
I'm Tired of Living in an Onion Article

Jerry was only with the Bee Gees for a few weeks but he made a real difference.

We got a nice batch of mail today … from December 22.

‘Heartland’ Review: When Larry Bird Took Flight Before his NBA career, Larry Bird’s quiet nature helped build his legend as Indiana State’s “secret weapon.”

Did a WSJ review of Keith O'Brien's deep dive into Larry Bird called "Heartland." I'm sorry if you can't get around the sub block. Bird would probably go through it. bit.ly/4shr6n0

She's a washed-up HAS-been so-called guitarist and a nasty, nasty woman. Only LOSER liberals will be there! I'm ordering an investigation of all who bought tickets (MOST were paid to by Shifty Adam Schiff and democrat election riggers)! Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!"

"I've been told that some people — DERANGED radical leftists of the FAILING democrat party — will be skipping (HIDING FROM!!!) my big, beautiful STaTE of the UNION (though we are far from UNITED!!!) address to see Vicki "YICKY" Peterson in a tiny far-left enclave.

When I told a great ex-Sorts Illustrated editor named Rich O'Brien about the fact that my wife and I will be at a concert tonight (Vicki Peterson and John Cowsill) instead of watching the State of the Union, Rich put together a "Truth Social" that uncannily captured Trump's derangement. Here 'tis:

Months ago we bought tickets to see the married duo of Vicki Peterson and John Cowsill, not knowing it would be the same night as the State of the Union, which we will now be unable to watch. Oh, sometimes the stars align.

Different feel this A.M. I did not wake up saying, "Hey, what time is two-man bobsled?"

Okay, that's good. Bragg for the win. Plus, 20 years ago my son worked for your Musicians Against Sweatshops campaign.

I haven’t been following… Has Fox found a way to denigrate this post yet?

I really need to get a yellow Swedish hockey sweater

"Hanzlik sucked," was a familiar Doug line, which was Hanzlik's cue to give it back to him. Anybody who covered Doug came away with a smile. Doug was a great player, too, but got caught up in the point-shaving scandal of the 60s because he didn't report a bribe offer. RIP to an American original.

Doug Moe never won a title, but there was no better assignment than going to Denver and doing a story on the Nuggets. Or whatever other reason you could figure out to get there. He had a running routine with players such as Bill Hanzlik, to whom he would turn the conversation no matter what happened

It's a spelling issue along with a historical/theological one.