Pretty much everyone is way closer to needing SNAP than being a billionaire so let’s all take a moment to remember who the enemy is here

Update...less than 36 hours later the vibes are impossibly low. And the worst part is that I'll be deluded enough to think we have a chance next year.

These days don't come around often. Six playoff berths in my 36 years. None in a true season in 12. I was born into this, and my children have been born into this. And win or lose, we all will cherish this day.

It's playoff time. Let's go Redlegs. #redsoctober    #beatLA

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Wait... I've already packed up my classroom with a day of school left and I'm actually getting ahead of things for next year?

Who the hell am I?

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Seems like my team dropping a series to the White Sox is a signal to the Reds that maybe honoring Pete Rose results in some bad karma.

Or maybe we just suck.

Reds have scored their entire weekly ration of runs in one inning.

We are seated. #smackdown

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The way I feel looking at my students' lack of effort on their assignments when they need every point possible to graduate...

The reactions here versus on Twitter for a certain Bengals QB at the Met Gala are *very* different. 😅

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Oh joy...the general mayhem of teaching in May on top of the seemingly random anxiety spikes? I can tell this is gonna be an exhausting month.

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Reds. Pain.

What a group of fetid testicle monsters.

And this was before they got Will Howard too! I hate that team so fucking much.

We may root for teams on opposite sides of the state, but we'll always agree that the Steelers are the fucking worst.

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Seeing yet another Buckeye legend get drafted by the fucking Steelers

Poetry From an Autistic Man:

RFK wants an autistic registry,
To store all our data on a Maralago shelf,
At this fascist move, I must balk,
And tell RFK and MAGA, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

-B. Snyder, 2025

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Me seeing the Reds put up a 20 spot today knowing there's a decent chance they'll be shut out next game 😅 #Reds #ATOBTTR

That interference is one of the worst calls I've ever seen. #ATOBTTR #Reds

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Nothing like tech licensing issues forcing you to postpone the lesson you were scheduled to be observed on, and having to make up another lesson on the fly. #Teacherlife

I would like to think that is the trophy actively resisting the grasp of JD Vance.

Also, yes, I hate that my alma mater is partaking in this bullshit.

Oh, we are all the way back. #Reds #ATOBTTR

As an autistic man, I feel compelled and qualified to say this.

RFK and MTG (and anyone else spreading this drivel) are fucking pieces of shit and represent everything wrong with this country.

And the MAGA chuds eat it up.

What a fucked existence we live.

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He never learned that saying CALM DOWN is the worst thing you can do to help out. Although I don't think he's ever been calm a day in his life.

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In play, run(s). YAY REDS!

I'll just take a fucking run at this point. Offense needs to show a little life.

Update: Hey Reds... THAT WASN'T A FUCKING CHALLENGE

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I'm not turning on the Reds game until they score a run. I'm attempting a reverse jinx here...

As a Reds fan, I feel this. Used up all our runs Monday 😅

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First W of the year always feels good. #ATOBTTR #Reds