THE CRIMING CONTINUES. The audacity of this defiant doofus!

remember when you figured out you could spell it tRump and he resigned and disappeared from public life? you're crushing it

An orange and white cat tilting his head up against the chin of a pale woman. The cat looks absolutely blissed out on love.

Help, I have a strange growth on my face. Someone call a doctor.

When a cat is sleepin' real hard and you pet her and she makes a little "activation noise" rt if you agree

He's also been attacking my feet all morning. I've had to scold him about the painting repeatedly. And now he's sitting inside the huge bag of Costco cat kibble I keep by my front door for quickly feeding the ferals. He is not eating the food. He is just sitting on it with his stinky kitty butt.

FLOOF IS CRIMING TODAY

I had a cat that loved that. She couldn't stand being picked up unless you were showing her things she couldn't see on her own. Then she was as happy as can be.

I'd like to think this was the flashpoint of their domestication. "If you kill this rat for me, I will lift you to where the moths fly."

I need to know what this book is.

I love the age old ritual of carrying your cat around to help it catch a bug.

It annoys me that AI slop, specifically, has ruined the niche of the quick photoshop joke.
Just an utter flood of garbage unleashed by removing the barrier of "spend a couple hours learning how a piece of software works".

Every time I sing Neko Case my dog howls with me 😅

A cat with roughly a dozen cartoonishly long legs jutting out in all directions. He is covered in toe beans. His head is not visible

I can make a Best of Floof thread for newcomers, if anvone wants me to. He's done a lot of really fucking cute shit that will bring you joy. For example, here is Floof as a biblically accurate toe-bean angel.

A smiling woman with a creamy orange and white cat. His eyes are a bit crusty because he is a rescued feral fella with a lot of health issues, including a staph infection in his eyes. He's had it since he was a little baby scuttling around in a blackberry bush, but he's gotten a lot better thanks to eye drops TEN TIMES A DAY MY GOD MY CHURU BUDGET ALONE IS THROUGH THE ROOF

I get a kick out of it every time I see lots of saves on a picture of someone's pets. I save people's cute critters too. They are a fuzzy oasis in this misbegotten world. Floof is good for the soul, truly. He brings a lot of people joy. I'm delighted to see him working his Floof magic on others.

Click on my media tab and you'll get all the Floof a soul can need

His full name is Flooferton Dooferton.

His full name is Flooferton Dooferton.

Both of us, actually! He's from a feral colony on my property. He was the sickest of the cats. I think i was subconsciously drawn to him because he's disabled like me.

May his love of catnip make your day even better. bsky.app/profile/sara...

Look at his happy faaaaace! He looks so content.

Blonde women who's visible from the nose up. A fluffy orange and white cat is sprawled on his back on top of her, being the cutest cuddlebaby in the universe

Yes my account has pretty much been selfies and cat posts lately. The good natural light is back and this cat is my favorite person. The world is full of horror, but here there is Floof.

large orange Maine coon adjacent mutt cat sweet boy named pickles is flat as fuck on the sofa arm

turns out he’s part frog

the kobold:

A blonde woman with blue eyes and weirdly spiky mascara because she applied it like 24 hours ago. She has shiny blue earrings in the shape of an ice cube with the words FUCK ICE on them. On her hand are three silver rings from Peculiarity Shop : a stylized cat, a green opal heart, and a band of leaves with a light green stone that fuck if i know what it is

My FUCK ICE earrings continue to delight people. And my three shiny rings from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social continue to delight me. Yes my mascara has been on for over a day, stop noticing it.

A fluffy orange and white cat is curled up on a bed looking precious beyond belief. On the wall behind him is a quilt made from my stepdad's t-shirts. Everything is so calm and peaceful in this space.

Behold the perfect Floof. Half of his body is just poofy tail.

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

A fluffy orange and white cat standing on his hind legs on a windowsill as he closely watches his feral siblings playing on the lawn. It's tough to be immunocompromised.

He's watching his brothers play on the front lawn. So cute, but also so 😭😭😭. It's tough to be immunocompromised.

They chased each other around the side of the house and Floof ran straight to the window facing the backyard, like he was playing chase too--but empty yard was the only thing to see. 🥺

It’s so impressive how quickly Jesse can produce new fully thought out outstanding lyrics.

ARE YOU TAPPING MY PHONE?

A blonde woman with blue eyes and weirdly spiky mascara because she applied it like 24 hours ago. She has shiny blue earrings in the shape of an ice cube with the words FUCK ICE on them. On her hand are three silver rings from Peculiarity Shop : a stylized cat, a green opal heart, and a band of leaves with a light green stone that fuck if i know what it is

My FUCK ICE earrings continue to delight people. And my three shiny rings from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social continue to delight me. Yes my mascara has been on for over a day, stop noticing it.