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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Log Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Log

This is so good, it even works for other SMBCs...

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Honey and hot water, perhaps?

1-panel SMBC comic update. A man is on the street wearing a sandwich sign that reads "AGI is HERE!" He is yelling, arms in the air, saying "the end is nigh! The end is nigh! Make sure to diversify your portfolio and be prepared to re-skill!" The caption reads "The Singularity is the most American of all apocalypses."

I read a guy saying all cognitive tasks will be automated, so it's important to stay flexible, and all I can figure is he was imagining humans would make a good building material.

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We need to overwhelm the BBC with complaints about this. This is the most egregious breach of their own impartiality guidelines I can remember. They’re no longer even trying to hide it.

www.bbc.co.uk/contact/comp...

I think every film should end with the main character(s) saying the name of the film in the last line like; "I guess at the end of it all, we really were Nuns on the Run" or "I've genuinely done a proper Oppenheimer here" just to tie it up nicely x

"They'll never forget the names of Thelma and Louiiiiiiiii..."

You are such a caring and considerate guardian of The Bingus.

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

PETERBOROUGH STANDARD - Friday, April 18th, 1980 The memories live on CROWLAND'S Silver Jubilee committee was finally wound up on Thursday evening with a presentation ceremony at the library.. The Jubilee fund, described by chairman Frank Parnell as 'one of the finest efforts in Lincolnshire', fremony at the library. The Jubilee fund,. described by chairman Frank Parnet s 'one remony atremony are sony at the library. The jubremony at the library. Tremony at remony at the library. Thrremony at tremony at the liremony at the libraremony at the library. Theremony at the library. The Jubilee fund, described by chairman, Frank Premony rremony at the remony aremony at the libremony atremony at tremony at the library. Tremorremony at the library.remony at the library. The Jubilee fund, described by chairman Frank Parnell as 'one of the finest efforts in Lincolnshire', fn he latched onto a through ball. Although be was hauled down by the keeper he still managed to stroke the ball home. But for the second week running Durant had to leave the field injured, this time suffering eye trouble. The winning goal was another 25-yard shot - again from Blackstones' central defender - coming from their second chance of the game. Gary Cooper, recently signed from Old Boys, had a good debut.

Well, happy thrremony at tremony at the liremony at the libraremony at the library day to all who celebrate

BREAKING: We're taking the government to court over Palantir Peter Thiel's surveillance firm is embedded in the NHS. Wes Streeting won't show us the briefings - so we have launched a legal challenge.

BREAKING: We’re taking the government to court over Palantir.

The government is refusing to hand over important briefings given to Wes Streeting about the £330m NHS data contract with Peter Thiel’s surveillance firm

So we’re taking legal action.

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Assorted Haiku Haiku #2511   Tourists wait in line to enter Machu Picchu. Oh, look! A high queue. Haiku #564127   how dare you suggest I have a short attention spanish omelette   Limeraiku   There once was a young limerick from Kew who turned into a haiku. The Constraints of Haiku   Tied up all night with a haiku dominatrix and her three-line whip.   Shakespearean Haiku   Shall I compare thee To a summer’s day? Alright – Thou art pretty hot.   How to Write a Haiku   The last line should flow seamlessly from the first two – hippopotamus.    Brian Bilston  

It’s International Haiku Day apparently and so for today’s poetry offering, here are a few assorted haiku.

Ironically the BBC stumbled on a really important story: Desperate asylum seekers being forced to turn to fraudulent fee-charging “advisors” to navigate a system that is intentionally impossibly baroque and from which all sources of free advice have been removed.

But no: they chose Fake Gay Panic.

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

Fingers crossed! 🤞

VALVE IS DOOMED: The $900,000,000 Lawsuit YouTube video by The Infographics Show

If you're a UK gamer who uses Steam - and that's nearly all gamers, surely? - then you need to watch/repost this.

You may be in a class action lawsuit that you were unaware of; one that you also may not agree with.

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Masoud Pezeshkian @drpezeshkian His Holiness Pope Leo XIV (@Pontifex), I condemn the insult to Your Excellency on behalf of the great nation of Iran, and declare that the desecration of Jesus, the prophet of peace and brotherhood, is not acceptable to any free person. I wish you glory by Allah. 9:19 · 13 Apr 26 · 15.8K Views Follow

The *checks notes* President of Iran is now *checks notes* defending the Pope

Other Desert Cities has been on every remix I've done. It's powerfully transformative. And I love the name almost as much as I love the UI. Which is a lot.

Also, it sounds like I need to try Dubstation 2 in a straightforward mix at some point.

Not a conspiracy theorist, I promise, but have you noticed Sam Altman, Dario Amodei, and Demis Hassabis all look like Muppets? Like it's just take a furry nose and bam.

Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses. --- **GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT** Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell leaflet text: **ATKINSON, John** Reform UK John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services. --- **HENDERSON, Iain** Reform UK Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them. --- **MURRAY, Arthur** Reform UK Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces. ---

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

You've got too much class to have plumped for "And a hand of glory on her Gaybox".

I, however...

Jo Malone ‘surprised and sad’ after being sued for £200,000 for using her name on fragrances Estée Lauder Companies claims Zara collaboration with perfumer breaches long-standing naming agreement

🎻 [tiny fleetingly-scented low-sillage violin]

Seems to me like someone wants to have their overpriced underpowered cake and eat it.

www.theguardian.com/fashion/2026...

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Jeez. Brains can be so treacherous.

Chazza shop badge find of the week.

I'd like to think I would've at least got silver at the Munch Olympics.

That is world-class wordplay.

It's almost a pity there was no social media for Tudor's marketing team at that time.

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

Fantastic.

A peaky blinder hat on the pavement

A peaky blinder has disintegrated in the sunshine