嘿，美女

what if I learned a little Chinese

(I am dying in real life)

shout out to all higher education admission professionals, we’re almost to decision day.

Only when I’m alone in the car on my way to work and fully closing Spotify to conceal the evidence

My partner and I have had been committed to one specific bit for the entirety of our relationship and hinges on them never listening to Dance Gavin Dance. Which means I’ve spent the last 4 years listening to DGD the same way married men hide cigarettes from their wives.

I watched Heathers too many times in my formative years and one day I will face the consequences (asking a coworker if they had a brain tumor for breakfast)

like, shut the fuck up it’s time for your mandatory reeducation. we’re watching Hidden Figures on repeat until you fucking get it.

it’s so annoying being a Space Enthusiast right now because every comment section I visit is like THEY PUT A WOMAN IN SPACE BECAUSE OF WOKE

a thing i think about from time to time on the topic of Women in Science is that at the time my father attended Caltech it was all-male

anyway it's pretty cool that Christina Koch is going to the moon

my pet rabbit Stella sitting on my bed

easter bunny woke me up this morning

my screen time is at an all time high I need to throw my phone into the river only then will I truly be free

I’ve been so fuckin minecraftpilled lately

I can’t figure out a reason for this feature appearing immediately other than it would be funny as fuck to do

Every month I wage internal wars over the idea of sending my partner a Venmo reminder IMMEDIATELY after requesting their half of our bills

I have the number saved in my contacts and still don’t have the slightest idea who tf it is

girl help who even is this

who up mourning people who are still alive???????????

Again, the first Tea Party rallies in April 2009 -- heavily promoted in advance by Fox News -- only had about 300,000 attendees across 750 cities, but the media treated it like the Second American Revolution.

There will be multiple *individual* No Kings rallies today that have more people at them.

Gerard Way in the Blood music video but this time they’re begging

got 15 vials taken earlier this week and I just know this cunty bitch was in the back room like

Gerard Way from the Blood music video

when doctors take your blood this is who they’re giving it to

hey quick question who’s Omnath, Locus of All?

Built an Omnath, Locus of the Roil commander deck and suddenly the U.S. Government is asking me if I’d like him replaced with a democratically elected leader? Wonder what that could be about…

@connersaurus.bsky.social she’s doing better than ever tbh. I‘ve basically spent all these years since living in TN moving her into larger spaces and working through her destructive behavioral issues. And now she has the full run of my bedroom :) she’s so much happier, her personality is even bigger

Oh she is KICKIN my dude! I took her to a photoshoot fundraiser for a local rabbit rescue back in January actually

And she basically clicked her heels together and then tried to bite him.

one of my cats (smaller than the rabbit) loves her so much and they are best friends. The other one (bigger than the rabbit) gets nervous if she even looks at him for too long.

Can’t stop thinking about the other day when my pet rabbit did the most joyful, delighted little leap while on her way to fucking terrorize the cat that’s scared of her

i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow."

legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1...

okay i’ll be real, i need people to stop being like “this trans sports ban isn’t going to affect any trans women, it’s going to affect mostly cis women because there’s no trans athletes…”

like 1) there’s a reason for that and 2) it’s not actually about sports and yes it does affect trans women