you can just do this

hiii :)

house: maybe if you could keep your eyes off my impressively large cock for more than two seconds this wouldn't have happened

wilson, covered in blood, holding the strewn entrails of everyone he's ever loved: if you don't shut the fuck up right now i'm gonna call you Greg

voting is kind of gay and cringe if you really think about it

who got that one deleted Bluesky Post

a quiet walk with you

coworker is a state of mind

woah

hi

someone teleport me an onion right NOW