horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

how many warnings do you think you’re going to get before this sh*t gets you a lifetime ban from CrabCon?

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

The Snack You Crave... The Face You Can't Remember.

Jay Graber smiling and looking off camera like that photo of Nathan fielder

On the website having the time of my life reading a bunch of posts. They're all just out of frame, loading fine.

Screenshot from the game “Mario is Missing”. Luigi is speaking to a woman, “Where am I? Where’s the nearest koopa? What is this?”

Twin Peaks: The Return, Episode 18

My boss gets to sit around doing nothing on a goddamn island today while I have to dissociate into a fugue state to pretend we aren’t on the brink of nuclear war. I can’t even put off my work until tomorrow because the acid vats are already at full child capacity.

Krzysztof Penderecki - Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYv...

i’ll have you know i was FULLY EXONERATED in 2006 when the senate iraq war committee declared that reading my posts wasn’t torture…

Drives me nuts seeing “leftists” admit they’re happy to let Trump win while I’m down here busting my ass in the mines hauling wheelbarrows full of teeth back up to pappy Newsom…

torture tutorial

top ten torture tips for beginners

torture supply store near me

diy torture tricks that won’t break the bank

what a beautiful cat with a beautiful name, im so sorry 💔

[dnc consultant presenting a powerpoint of their $26,000,000 opposition research results] ok so this guy was kind of old. *click* this one here owned two chairs. *click* we had to split this next man’s face into multiple slides,

A plain yellow room with a door. A pink dinosaur talks to a figure with a blue body and a head that looks like a drawing of a ghost. A dialog box says “I DO NOT LIKE THE WAR.”

you need to lock your house

another “independent” journalist in the pocket of Big Turtle…

You have no obligation to match the tone that marketing materials used to describe old media. Instead of "Sonic and Tails battle across Angel Island to once more defeat the nefarious Doctor Robotnik," try "We live in a fallen world. But I am soothed when animal boys traverse the colorful maze."

amos works at nvidia and also raytheon. disregard + destabilize housing.

wrong. once this ai fad ends there will be loads of cheap ram and gpus

[the bubble pops and all the gpus and ram are all immediately destroyed for tax/insurance fraud purposes]

ah! well. nevertheless,

none of my business. that’s tree rat business.

bountiful rodent crop

photo of three squirrels all rooting around in 3 different pots. in the distance, a fourth squirrel keeps watch perched upon an empty topiary frame

six months in the illinois burbs report: haven’t seen a single tran in the wild (bad) but there’s also this (good)

in 2016 i was outside one night in chicago and heard screaming coming from every building around me, followed by people pouring out of every building into the street, still screaming. that’s how i found out the cubs won the series and i assume it will be how i find out that The Cool Event happened.

Looks like a glossy magazine scan. Left side is a watercolor illustration of Appleman walking along a colorful path. On the right is a game screenshot of Appleman standing in an empty room, with an ingame Textbox that says NOTHING HERE.

Looks like a pamphlet scan of a monochrome blue game screenshot. A little apple man in a room with 2 clocks and an empty throne. In game text says “Looks like no one’s here.”

Looks like scan of a grainy pamphlet with a video game screenshot. The shot depicts a room that is empty except for an open box, a bare lightbulb, and a manacle chained to the wall. A pop up over the box says NOTHING. In the lower left is a portrait of the apple man’s face. Text below the screenshot: Whatever you thought was going to happen is cancelled and… the text continues but is cut off by the crop