this goes so hard wtf?

you is a cutie, simple as. hope your day feels lighter soon

a blue transparent plastic ps2 controller from madcatz

i was lucky to have two dualshock 2 controllers at home. but i ended up with a third madcatz controller somehow and it was really nasty. i think it looked like this, but i can't remember if it was wireless or not. but the joysticks drifted a lot and the buttons felt like they didn't register presses

a.k.a "the player 2 controller for guests"

i went to the actual infowars website and saw that article on the top of the page, it's genuinely hard to tell if its satire or not. all i wish for is to know how many of the old regulars will still go to the onion version without being able to tell.

let's not get ahead of ourselves. it might just copy various calls and sounds it heard on tv, like a parrot

i'm impressed that they manage to find a new angles of evil. the idf has to go out of its way to be this cruel.

i just looked at my bottle of brain pills and the main ingredient is "chemical water that turns frogs gay"

i am appalled...

deeply unwell behavior. log off.

milli vanilli, short for million vanillin

deezer is actually really good as far as streaming platforms go.

issue is that it's very easy to sign up for a digital music distribution service that just chucks your slop onto all platforms. spotify and apple music probably see the same numbers, they're just not reporting them

skip, how?

wait i should check mine before i pass any judgment...

the chemicals in the water turned them into libertarians

ah no, the ducks are into crypto

one of my earlier blocks on this ye hear ye hear most wretched webbe site.

lots of talk about what the chemicals did to the frogs. did you ever stop to ask about the ducks?

lmaoo 320 bro

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Still from the first Lord of the Rings movie showing Saruman speaking to Gandalf with text that reads "Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind."

fuck you man

hate when that happens lol

i mean, considering productivity gains, efficiency increases, and developments in science it does make sense that a product like that would get cheaper over time. i'm just knocked off balance to hear it actually happening.

WEED WOLF

WEED WOLF

what the...

You think it's "too soon" to make a joke about this tragedy? Get on my level kid! I make jokes about the tragedies before they even happen! People are starting to suspect something. I see windowless vans drive by my house every night.

i'd say you have a few months before those laws are passed

damn, that's some high tech shit

F

scheesh. ima spark one for you brother

i know what a pizza costs in your country. i don't even want to think about what a baggie does for lol

my dealer had to bump up his prices by 20% when the pandemic hit. when supply lines started stabilizing he was all "we're back to 5 for 5 baybeee!"

guided by better morals than any capitalist, we salute the humble pusherman