Tech rehearsal for this weekend’s readings of Vampire Panic! at the Kayenta New Play Lab! #newplay

The UN Commission Report on Peak Goggins We stand before the world with a dire warning. Unless we, as a united front, address this generational crisis, we risk permanently exhausting one o...

"Goggins is a gem. A true icon. No one argues with that empirical data. But these levels of Goggins consumption are unsustainable."
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Just went to a screening of The Godfather Part II and for the first time in my life, the line for the men’s room was longer than the women’s.

This is amazing! Unfortunately, my celeb crushes in the early oughts were Eric Idle from Monty Python, Art Garfunkel and Fred Weasley. 😥

If we must have concessions, all food will be soft and unwrapped before the start of the movie. No crinkling wrappers allowed!

If I opened a movie theatre for people with misophonia, would you come? There will be NO snacks so we can't be distracted by people chewing and if your laugh is too annoying you will be immediately ejected!

I'm adding an encore live presentation of my playwriting workshop called WHY YOUR PLAY HASN'T BEEN PRODUCED YET. It's a fundraiser for Mahmoud Khalil's legal defense.

March Workshop: Saturday, March 22, 3:30-6:30 ET.

April Workshop: Sunday, April 27, 5:00-8:00 ET.

Please let Mick Jagger host the Oscars next year.

I'm going crazy. I'm standing here solidly on my own two hands and going crazy.

gritty has seized control of the federal government

THANK YOU.

Shakira is 48.

Millenials with liberal parents: help them unfollow the offical VP and POTUS accounts on Instagram. They apparently don't know how to do this!

Drag King name for the taking: Skip Intro

My dreams came true at The Drama Bookshop this weekend, signing copies of play, NURSE CADDEN. New Yorkers, stop in and get one today! 🎭☘️

Every time you open this app, you have to sing ELO's "Mr. Blue Sky" at the top of your lungs. Those are the rules!