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Spaghetti all'assassina

It's just flashy and visually different so it catches on like a trend every few years. In reality it is almost always overcooked and burnt and hides it by being spicy as all hell. Just make normal pasta.

Alright, pack it in, this industry’s fuckin cooked

therapy?

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*holds very still on the field of combat while you raise and awkwardly position your offhand weird noodle arm at me because you cant aim a sword without a scope or something I guess*

WNBA Brand Deals: Why Only Certain Players Get Them Despite growing interest in the WNBA, brand deals are une...

Spreading this narrative when it doesn’t exist is actually detrimental to the very real instances where activism DOES have negative impacts on an athlete’s career. I’ve spoken to Cloud directly about the ways her activism has impacted her sponsorship opps.

I’m the first to callout activism negatively impacting someone’s career & I’m not saying it’s not *possible*, I’m just saying there’s no sourcing or reporting that bears out that her outspokenness on Palestine etc is why she’s not on a WNBA team at the moment.

I’m incredibly frustrated by the narrative that Natasha Cloud isn’t on a roster because of her activism. It’s taken off & been spread by huge influencer accounts & there’s just no evidence to support it. There are real, basketball-related reasons for Cloud to be unsigned rn.

Shaq We Gettin' Fired Anyway Ernie Fuck It

this is how every ubisoft announcement feels now

It’s also worth reading all 22 bullet points and asking yourself “would any of these be out of place in Mussolini’s Italy?”

I’m not saying Alex Karp is a fascist. I’m just saying he’s giving voice to a business-model-with-a-political-philosophy that just so happens to fit comfortably into fascism.

20. The pervasive intolerance of religious belief in certain circles must be resisted. The elite's intolerance of religious belief is perhaps one of the most telling signs that its political project constitutes a less open intellectual movement than many within it would claim.

This bullet point from Alex Karp/Palantir’s latest diatribe strikes me as the best representation of the whole project.

“The elite’s intolerance of religious beliefs…”

Let me stop you right there, Alex. You just made that up. That isn’t a thing in 2026 America.

we all know I have no life, so:

We mention Disney's Motor Mania in Life After Cars. When it was released 76 years ago it understood something fundamental about driving: No one becomes a *better* person behind the wheel of a car.

You mean to tell me that John Szczepaniak - the man who harasses developers until they "agree" to be interviewed for his books, brags about how many times he's been taken to court, and is hated by literally everyone he's ever worked with - has a bad take?? Perish the thought!

got about two weeks left until im moving my stuff out of the bay area, would appreciate any extra help or sharing that people can throw our way so i can arrange for things like the uhaul ^^

This story is mostly about F2 having it's first North American races ever thanks to the middle east rounds getting bombed.

But it is a genuinely hilarious headline given everyone, including Herta himself, seems to think his move to F2 may have tanked his career.

Inspiring: Guy Uses Al Slop To Help Spread Racist Xenophobic Transphobic Propaganda But It's Okay Because He's Making Money Off It And That Means He's "Tricking" MAGA

Maybe there's a stick up my ass but I think this shit sucks and it’s not funny at all. There’s no “trick” if you’re just doing it

I don't think enough people know how important Sicario has become in the Dumb Violent Guy canon, this is their version of women who wanted to do Eat Pray Love

1001 albums with ana #134: wait isn't this the movie about the one japanese detective???

documentary in which the Minions reenact their past atrocities in Indonesia.

In my new film THE MINION CANNOT HEAR THE FALCONER, we'll explore the way in which the emergence of 20th century ideologies fractured the once-cohesively evil Minion society into competing fascist and communist blocs that soon come to blows over which form of totalitarianism will shape their future.

fucking my rock elemental gf and begging her to wear protection this time because my dripping wet pussy keeps eroding her dick

Every politician in the world should run on a platform of banning prediction markets.

Every politician should make it their mission to remove gambling from our society.

someone who is good at news please help, my brain is dying

On the other hand, no one ever lost money by telling billionaires what they want to hear. The airwaves are full of the oligarchs' minions, reciting their creeds as if these were some kind of arcane truth they've stumbled across. Almost every political conversation is dominated by these elite lies.

What's the plan when teenagers start adopting "I left my phone at home"?
Starmer gonna legislate to permit frisking at the school gates?

I offer an expansion:

#buckbumble x #moonchild (they are friends)

Today a person can work two jobs for fifty hours a week and struggle to make ends meet, while in the stone age, a weird bird could be a hairdryer for a caveman for like five minutes every morning and it was a living.