Byyourselfmaxxing Your Way To Rugged Individualism

Remembered my password. For those keeping score it’s now Me 1 Microplastics 99,999,999,999

The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down

Uniforms (black attire with red scarf and black sandals, often made from recycled tires) worn by the Khmer Rouge during their period of control

Reading about some devastating history but honestly we’ll be lucky if any American dictator puts us in such chic wardrobe staples

December 7, 1941 is the anniversary of the declaration of martial law in Hawaii, the longest imposition of martial law in U.S. history since the Civil War.

Every worker was put under a convict labor system model. Wages were frozen. Mandatory 70 hours & 6 days per week. Quitting was illegal. If you didn't show up for work, you would be jailed.

The U.S. military government opposed sex trade abolition in Hawaii, loosened regulations and set prices to ensure the sex industry was operating in the service of U.S. soldiers. One prostitute in Honolulu said, "I think I slept with the entire U.S. Navy."

The U.S. military acquired 18x more land in Hawaii than it had before WWI. The military occupied 35,750 acres in 1940. After Pearl Harbor, 648,666 acres. One-third of O'ahu.

I’m legit scared. I keep thinking about these horrors under martial law in Hawaii post Pearl Harbor. And all this was of course just IN ADDITION TO Internment and POW camps imprisoning thousands of Japanese/Okinawans/Koreans.

I want to use those tiny forks that come with steamed clams for more things

“Locked in” reinforces the carceral mindset. You’re free to concentrate as you wish 😌

I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment

Prettiest necklace should win imo!!!

These baseball divas doing extra innings like so many concert encores

If you like your athletes bedazzled you simply cannot beat baseball for bling

Baseball is the best sport because they wear amazing jewelry AND do hat and hand-wear (or full fit in the case of catchers) costume changes every inning

We didn’t know it then but clearly the ilovemakonnen song was a prophecy about the Tuesday September 23rd 2025 Rapture

real ones remember the expert ham sniffer of spain

Hot Ones but it’s just me leaving crumbs from various spicy foods on the counter and watching which ones the ants will actually eat

Sustaining remote psychic attacks (reading posts)

Did TSA end water bras?

“OK SEE YOU” -me dying

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

Had a nice Earth Day.
In your face, Space!

I might be unstoppable if I had that visual. Right now I just have a broken dryer that turns off every 20 minutes meaning I have to constantly restart it—so naturally I challenge myself to see how many tasks I can accomplish within a given 20 minute laundry interval

Reminds me of the “Michael Jordan of Babysitting” girl who said you should never ask a kid to do a task you should ask them how fast they think they can do it

it should be illegal to use AI on April 1

hauling clutter to dump realizing half of what I need to discard is e-waste

Poor Melania whose dad was a car salesman really thought she was marrying up

aol headline; the wapo is dying a death of despair

if aol is writing this about you your shit couldn’t be more cooked

Was about to become a nazi but was incentivized not to after learning it could affect my financial performance

“Zero At The (Other) Half”