But seriously, I think it’s a good idea! 🥰

Maaaaaaaaaaaybe…

Lovely lad!

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

I’m sure those house walls will stay fully intact…

Azerbaijan 🇦🇿
“Just Go” by JIVA

I get the feeling she wanted to title this song “Go” but this was already taken by the 1988 UK entry. In terms of the song itself, well…it is a song. It tries to be Bond theme song while missing any of the personality. By far the lowest quality entry this year.

Austria 🇦🇹
“Tanzschein” by Cosmó

It’s corny, but knows what it is. He literally says “this is not a joke” in the chorus, which is the most tongue-in-cheek thing you can say! It also has this smoothness to the sound that keeps getting stuck in my head. I don’t expect much but it’s here for the ride!

Australia 🇦🇺
“Eclipse” by Delta Goodrem

The Aussies are back? When I saw the cover, I didn’t know what to expect. Kinda feared it would be too generic-sounding. It does a little, but does its job well! I’ve searched this song a couple times on its own so it’s got some quality. I’m rooting for it!

Albania 🇦🇱
“Nân” by Alis

We’re in hell, sis! This song feels like I’m being dragged down into the pits of the underworld. And the guy’s outfit screams “demon hunter” (or demon himself 😳). It’s got the orchestral sound you’d typically expect from Albania. It’s no Zjerm, but still aright nevertheless

To my fellow Canadians, please contact your area's house rep, and tell them no to this invasion of Canadians privacy and censorship.

Darn! Here’s Dirk in case you ever need more crowd

Armenia 🇦🇲
“Paloma Rumba” by Simón

This is the musical equivalent of *grabs you and shakes you and shakes you and shakes you-*.

Fun to jam out to, but not much substance besides “work sucks” trope (which I relate to more and more irl).

All in all, I like it but don’t think it will make many waves

On a complete different note, I have thoughts on this year’s Eurovision songs, but I don’t really wanna support the contest this year with Eurodirk. So instead, I’m gonna make a thread hear with my thoughts for each song… 🧵

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And of course it took a good minute just to publish a text-only post. Followed up by it saying it posted while also “not being found”. Amazing stuff!

Can we please have a popular Twitter-style platform that’s programmed by people who don’t fall for the AI mousetrap?

So tired of seeing budding sites like this give into techbros and the tangentially right-wing crazes.

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this would go hard as a jock waistband & harness pattern

Café might need flood insurance!

Toast from @teamboke.bsky.social Where The Demon Lurks

I've painted my dumb himbo husband... excuse me for a moment, ahem...

I NEED A HIMBO! I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HIIIMBO TILL THE END OF THE NIIIGGHT!!

#fanart #wtdlvn #furryfanart

If your mouth is there, where would your stomach be? How are you supposed to me- I mean, someone?

Y'all I work in wildfire and can only call and scream at my useless rep so many times.

Please do me a solid and threaten the comfort and security of yours over this. Thank you.

3d comm for @dirkthepanda.bsky.social say hello to his bernese mountain dog, desmond! thank you so much once more dirk!

Gruff by LucasPandaModel's My character Gruff

Here he is friends!!! You can buy Gruff for $10. Remeber to have fun with the model ok and do share anything you make with him please. Always love seeing others work and I'd love to see what you all make. Have fun please

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I need folks to understand that as little as 20 years ago it was -expected- for any queer event, of just about every nature, to offer free HIV testing and distribute safe sex materials. It has nothing to do with “it’s about sex.” It has everything to do with “We want you to be okay.”

Happy birthday!!! 🎉

That’s a lovely beaver, if I say so myself! Definitely great work on the hair.

Do we start our bids here? If so, I'll kick things off at $200USD!

thai food is no joke

Do they have a tail? 👀

Fuck You Baltimore YouTube video by SofaKingLoaded

What a city!
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