The odds of Nathan Fielder piloting your next flight aren’t great but they aren’t zero

bro she's too young for you she doesn't understand your golden age simpsons references

Okay could every writer on Substack just chill the fuck out

RIP My Facebook Account, 2004-2025 If you want to poke me, you'll just have to do it IRL

Channeling the spirit of Joan Didion today over on Substack! Goodbye to all that (Russian disinformation)

Song of the Year as far as I'm concerned

A stone and some sticks from a mesquite tree

A mesquite tree stick sharpened to a point and burnt at the end

A halfway drawn busty dragoness made from ash on a rock

A shaded drawing on a rock made from ash of a busty dragoness on a rock. Suck my artistic dick AI bros

Throwback to when AI bros were saying they were digital artists because they both used technology to make art.

So as a digital artist I found a rock, burnt some sticks, and made a busty dragoness out of nothing but shit I had in my backyard.

Nothing will stop real artists from making real art.

We could just be reading great books, watching good movies, and eating fruit. Instead we have to survive/fight miserable power hoarders. What a waste of limited time.

If I send you this image it means I’m about 90 minutes away

You can literally make a children’s book about anything, no one can stop you

Advertising this with GARLIC foods??? This is so vampyr-phobic, I’m sick

The positioning on this photo is so funny to me. Hogwarts is BACK in session! All your faves have returned: Harry, Ron, Hermione, and their 56 year-old classmate, Pamela Washburn

PS2 draw distance-ass day

(finally settled at the coffeeshop only to find my table is wobbly) i am going to become the Joker

I feeeeeeeeeeeeel you,

Black Friday
Cyber Monday
Giving Tuesday
Taking Wednesday
Hawk Tuah Thursday
Double Black Friday

Rushing to lock the gates as a thousand "Here's why specs are still the best way to break in!" posts threaten the castle, flanked by a mercenary army of formatting gurus

PSA: If you gave your whole class Valentine's cards as a kid, you were experimenting with polyamory

Googled “Steven Spielberg” and literally the first image return is this AI dogshit. WTF are we doing

Going to start posting the same things here and on Twitter, with tiny alterations. A “can you spot the difference?” that should keep superfans engaged with my content

Nazis aside, Twitter's payment model results in a site drowning in KrazyKlips-style content farms full of stolen TikTok content, shock vids, shitty AI video, and lists of cool (but usually false) facts you didn't know—all pushed into your feed by its algorithm.

Let's not let that get going here.

That stupid campaign has warped my brain, everything looks like Wicked marketing to me now 💚🩷

I know people are upset about RFK Jr’s appointment but try to look at this as a win for animal rights: a brain worm is now 12th in line to the Presidency

it's all "be gay do crimes" until a latinx girlboss does it

Rather than form new thoughts here I’m just going to repost my entire Twitter history, starting back in 2008.

Anyway, so the subprime mortgage crisis

Pumpkin headed person wearing a black t-shirt against a candy cane background. It’s a beautiful image, I promise

Rarely posted artwork on the other site but am starting over here as an art guy. Here is my beautiful pen and watercolor “Pumpkin Man at Christmas,” which has absolutely nothing to do with ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’, no inspiration whatsoever #pumpkinart #candycaneart

Please don’t take my lack of posting on recent events as a sign that I don’t care - understand that I’m carefully studying everything that’s transpiring and won’t be issuing any statements until I’ve arrived at the worst possible opinion

the odyssey except he’s midwestern and at each stop it’s just him clapping his hands on his knees before standing and saying weLP WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING but the various witches and monsters just keep on talking