I dunno about all of y’all but I for one am super stoked for this ceasefire to end so the Dept of War can get back to the things it’s awesome at — namely War.
I also hope everyone is like me and feels the patriotism running in their veins when they plunk down $86 to fill their tanks. America!
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No that’s the Elon Musk made Stephen Miller robot. If it were anyone else it’d be deep in the uncanny valley, but since that’s where Miller lives it is in fact hard to tell the difference. One key tell: the real Miller can’t go out in sunlight for the obvious reason he’d melt.
This is Exodus 17:6, yeah?
Yeah but let’s be real, it’s waaaaay cooler how Tarantino wrote it! What’s in the briefcase!!?? Probably the souls of all the Republican senators who confirmed a guy like Pete for a job like SecDef, SecWar, Fifth Century Crusader, whatever we’re calling him these days…
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Back in the day, the OG Catholic Church fought wars, plundered countries, and had a kickass military. Now? Seriously, when was the last time they won a war. As soon as they start winning again — like America the “hottest” country in the world — maybe we’ll listen to them. War is peace, after all.
The Vatican used to fight wars, but now look at them. And lest anyone forget, war is peace and blessed are the peacemakers so blessed is the giant peace machine known as the US military raining down all sorts of peace upon Iran. The “Pope” needs to get with the program.
That’s my book! So much strategy these days in the denial of reality. I am up to #7,452,907 on Amazon!!! Coming for that top spot…
You mean the badass last name named after the fifth Earl of Cheeeeeze? You’re on my list, bro, along with the Pope, China, and especially Hormuz cause if it’s really his strait he needs to step up and open that thing. Or close it. Unclear what we want today but it’s one of those two for sure.
Well, my grand strategy to focus on Asia has us mired in a war in the Middle East, we’ve blown through all our munitions, SecDef of War Pete is still giving me noogies, and apparently I’m on the Pope’s list of people no longer invited into the Kingdom of Heaven. I’ve had better weeks, I spose.
Pentagoon! I love it. I’ll add it to my honorifics. Pretty sure that makes me The Honorable SecDef of War and Perfidy, Pentagoon of the First Degree, Archdiocese of the Five Rings, Harvard and Yale Holder of Vast Degrees, Best-Selling Author and Grand Strategist Nonpareil Elbridge Colby.
Tbh, that ambassador was so holier-than-thou he’s really lucky I didn’t send him to the Pentagon basement for a little waterboarding to help him get with the program. Like, bro, seriously, I was an altar boy too and a damn cute one if I do say so myself.
You have no idea how many times my head got flushed in toilets as a teenager.
It’s a pretty great photo, if I do say so myself.
Groton. The answer is Groton. Motto: Cui service est regnare. To serve is to rule — the way I rule at global grand strategy and telling the Pope what’s up.
He would imagine that his grandson is boss-level Righteous in so many ways, from his multiple advanced degrees to the most important book on strategy ever written (buy The Strategy of Denial on Amazon!). Basically, I’m the mothereffing cheese.
Come on, the *dumbest*!? I do have degrees from Groton, Harvard, and Yale plus wrote the world’s most important book on strategy. How many degrees do you have?
Two weeks until the war is over — I mean won — I mean, something happens then!
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Man, if you all think “bimbofication” is out there, wait until you learn about SecDef of War Pete Hegseth’s fetish(es). I’ll just say it makes Diddy’s use of baby oil look positively conservative…
It’s really rude to repost a picture of someone if they really hate it.
I don’t get the sarcasm? Hold that thought, need to go order my decorations for St. Paddy’s Day…
Good thing SecDef of War and Perfidy Hegseth believes in the one true god who absolutely listens to boss prayers about killing heathen with impunity. Who is this “Leo” guy anyway?
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Lady Liberty is a Frenchie who prob didn’t have the right papers when she was shipped over and erected so yeah, for sure, send her back to France.
At least there’s no security or intel risk in letting a piece of internet-connected machinery like that into the White House. I’m sure they vetted it as well as they vetted everyone who works there.
I look GREAT in that picture! Buy my book and learn more about the Strategy of Denial [of oil to the entire planet].
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My incredible and incredibly important book called Strategy of Denial was mostly about Asia. But it turns out I’m such a genius it also works here: our strategy is mos def the denial of oil to the entire planet. Go me!!!
