What if they hired Todd Howard and they held on to the ball for 15 years and never released it

Wait no can I change my answer, “The Man With the Machine Gun”

J-E-N-O-V-A

Hess god no clayss!

A conspiracy theory I believe is true is Shinra is destroying the planet by extracting Mako energy from the lifestream

(SoulCalibur announcer voice)

At this point I think I’d be reasonably satisfied if the self-appointed defenders of the West could affirm the second sentence of the Declaration of Independence without any hedging

Long ago the Apple products lived in harmony

Skyrim giant smoking weed

The Nissan President has been abducted by Nissan Rogues and taken to the Nissan Frontier. His daughter, Nissan Fairlady asks you, Nissan Cedric, a humble Nissan Civilian, to join the Nissan Patrol and use your Nissan Kicks and Nissan Juke to rescue him before he is put inside the Nissan Cube

We acknowledge the Fry Kids who once owned this land and no longer appear in the television advertisements

I started Final Fantasy 7 Remake again in preparation to finally play Rebirth and I’ve been struck by Shinra seeming less ridiculous now than even just 5 years ago in terms of unbelievability of the corporate evil

Politely cutting my ribeye with a plastic knife and fork to stand up and chant “you suck”

Blay D. Runner

It’s really funny to think that Pete Hegseth is too busy jacking off to thoughts of big strong clean shaven marines doing pull ups to think about how they’re all running out of food

University fraternity comedy set in Tamriel would be a good movie imo

Beautiful Sapporo, Japan

Talking wistfully about my friend who “had a whole Tron scenario” happen

Was this on the ancient Indian blue pill trick post lol?

Off 2: The Races

Don’t get parvo

Odysseus: Pull the ship over. I hear ladies singing about a meal deal with fries and a drink

If the Bluesky devs could read without having to have Claude sum up the general vibe of your posts in an emdash’ed paragraph they’d be very sad about what you said

Love this website

I hate Tamriel LinkedIn almost as much as earth LinkedIn

Since when is Wild Arms 4 even on PSN

Certainly not the devil @thearbiter.bsky.social

Who up Baning they Cosmic Forge

The part of Return of the Mack when he talks about returning as a Mack

The urge to swipe at a hater with my Natural Weapons…