they don’t pay me enough i don’t know what to post man

In case anyone forgot who i was i was this

Insipid thoughtless image for dweebs and dorks alike!

I made my touys, btw!

To a beaver, "log in" is just what they call "every day"

scrolling through bluesky
That's funny as fuck!

Oh wait that's me.

I have this handle and you dont!

Nanana booboo!

Hello everyone. We are willy wonka's grandparents. We are getting so old and tired in our bed. Charlie set us up this account. We would love nothing more but for you to "AMA", which Charlie says means "Ask me anything"

The skies are blue and baby i'm app

no one's posted Peter Griffin Family Guy SOPHIE Immaterial on here so

this barack obama guy ... i think he can win this!!

Its Mr Obby to you

Can everyone just leave me alone for a few minutes im not in tbe best mood

Beavers don't need to log in--- Theyve have Enough on their plates as is!

To a beaver, "log in" is just what they happens in their mouth.

To a beaver, "log in" is just what they call "every day"

Walking around Harvard humming Trent Reznor and saying shit like "if you were the guys who invented Facebook you'd have invented Facebook"

Just celebrated Halloween

i never open bluesky unless it is dire

Am i still lesbian David X Cohen on here

ISO

balloonjak

Cillian Murphy i didnt know you fucked with that.mm😍

We'll call you back

Small Mike (counting on his fingers): I sharpen his nose, I do his grocery shopping, I take his obgyn appointments for him... Ralsei: You... Administer Mr. Tenna's obstetrics and gynaecology appointments? Mike: No, I go to his appointments and I take them for him. Ralsei: Huh??? Ralsei: Does that... Work...? Tenna (in the background, jumping around & writhing on the floor): POSITIVE!?!?!? What do you MEAN, my PAP SMEAR came back positive????

a friend of mine did manual labor for me and insisted on being repaid with "suggestive tenna fanart", so here's my interpretation of that.

How we should improve bsky:

Icon should be a bee
posts should include custom html/css
GUI should be orange and fuchsia instead
Should be renamed to cohost.org

A Roaring Vacation

#deltarune

How Do you pin Repost

me making poop