He's mastered the blue-steel look perfectly.

Me to myself: This is annoying. This conversation is annoying, this person is annoying. I hope I’m hiding it well.

My face:

Great shots! The one I see is so skittish that I can never get very close—especially with my hyperactive dog dashing around.

Vibraphonist with a unique vibe

Wait, he's not doing those things anymore? What did I even vote for? Politics can be so confusing!