Even after the last kid no longer believes in Santa and understands the magic behind Elf on the Shelf is just mom and dad trying to remember to move it…
I’ll keep hiding the lil guy every day REAL GOOD and rubber band cash to him.
Hey, I get to go to one con a year, and every time it’s been taking my kids as well. Lol. Only next year at GenCon will I finally be out for 3 days with just me and my two bros nerding it up.
Follow my new account on TikTok.
Papa.Lycan (so original)
UPDATE: Just won my appeal! We’re back baby! But still, kinda crappy.
Truly some very good times. Great sense of reward.
But yeah, when you gain 60k followers in the first year, and can’t break 2k for 18 months while on the verge of 100k, clearly a sign of decline.
It finally happened! Tiktok banned my account which was in perfect standing. No warnings. No alerts. Just making D&D meme content and calling out bullies and fascists. But it’s okay, the ap has over 4 million right wing grifters creating new Nazi accounts daily!
Do I even appeal? What’s the point?
That a per month total? #dnd #dndmemes #dndminiatures
The duality of a DM. #dnd #dndmemes #dungeonmaster
Elf: “The dragon looks like he’s a deep sleeper.”
Dwarf: “Oy, I got somethin’ that’ll wake er’ up.” #dnd #dndmemes
Session 5 of my homebrew “Fallen Gods” campaign is almost underway! Rate my DM setup! #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e #dungeonmaster
What if snails had legs?
What if snails had legs? What if snails behaved like puppies?!?
*every Druid ever* “TAKE MY MONEY!” #dnd #dndmemes #dndmonsters
If just getting out of bed and existing is enough to drive the fascists crazy with rage then continue doing so just out of spite.
Quick reminder that the lady who snitched on Luigi never saw a dime.
But she did get fired, and forever lives in infamy… So there’s that.
Sharing is caring. #dnd #dndmemes #tabaxi #dndtabaxi
Some truly sage wisdom, #startrek #startrekmemes
I’m not trying to copy the post, but Nightcrawler has ALWAYS been my boy. It’s the only power I’d want to have IRL as well.
They did the meme. 🤣 #sajaboys #kpop #kpopdemonhunters
One red dot to rule them all. #lotrmemes #lotr #catmemes
New rule:
If you ever want a book banned, you must first read it and present a 1 hour speech ACCURATELY illustrating its contents.
And at that point, we still shouldn’t ban it from others. 👍🏻
Hope this helps.
Pride month is over, but guess what imma do in my store?
Leave the small pride flag up in a visible corner to let customers know it isn’t just a “June thing” but a “forever thing.”
That is THE WORD which can hurt you. 🤣 #dnd #dndmemes #ttrpg #powerwordkill
That’s like asking me to never shoot a red barrel. Ain’t gonna happen. #gamermemes #videogames #gamerstuff
Google “extinction burst.” These clowns will take themselves out of the breeding pool forever.
Oh bother. #nerd #starward #starwarsmemes
