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Sinceramente, vocês confiam?

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Eu fazendo q num sei de nada

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Quem num chora num mama

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Você é ansioso? Sou nada!

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O que se faz é o que se paga

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Soy mas loco que o Batman

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Quero deixar bem claro que as informações que eu posto não são nada confiáveis

Eu fujo

Palmeiras tem mundial? Perguntei para o ChatGPT e olha o que ele respondeu! #palmeiras #corinthians #futebol

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Conhece alguém que vive com cara de bunda?

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Olha o politico dançando "hoje eu sou ladrão". Porque será que isso não me impressiona...

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Agora eu só faço coração assim!

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Quando alguém me pede para passar um pano

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Fale mal ou fale bem... Só não fale de mim!

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Eu todinho hoje depois do quinto copo de café

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Sou só eu que não consigo assistir filme de terror com espíritos malignos?

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Conhece alguém que só abre a boca pra falar mal dos outros?

Eu sou trabalhador e eles uns noias 😂

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Seu dinheiro vendo vc clicar no VPN

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Narcisista não reconhece o próprio erro e não se arrepende. Se vc conhece alguém assim, se afaste!

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Parece eu com meus amigos

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Meu tênis tem vida própria, eu nunca acho ele em casa

Sério? Que brisa, nunca ia imaginar

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Saindo do ensino médio e mandando currículo para vaga de CEO

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Qdo percebo que é o último dia das minhas férias.

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Eu amanhã...

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Você já colocou o cacetinho na boca hoje? Lá ele!

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Mano, o azeite aqui na vila tá 50 conto, e eu precisei começar a cozinhar com banha de porco... Que porra é essa!

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Eu fico me perguntando... porque?... porque?.....

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Só para ficar registrado, esse Macron trabalha pro capiroto.