Xteink 4!

Pope Leo didn’t support the One Big Beautiful Bill Act.

"Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime" is objectively a funny thing to write.

And can’t grasp that their behavior has been so bad treats are off the table and we’re at the consequence stage.

We should send two to negotiate. Got any ideas?

If Truth Social got tighter character limits the world would be made materially better immediately.

Memo to foreign ships: don’t fly the “I just paid the toll to Iran” flag.

By the end of this we’ll be begging for the competence and compassion of the Emperor.

How do we know who did and didn’t pay the toll?

The diplomacy of a toddler throwing a tantrum.

So because, in the middle of the two week negotiation period, the two sides have not come to an agreement ... we are going to blockade Hormuz. We don't even hold up our end of the bargain during the /bargaining/ process?

No cards save for the deck and the box they came in.

They’ll mess it up. No worries.

We're definitely tuned in to the male home team radio broadcast for this game. A lot of homer vibes.

I have no faith in this guy.

If Trump gets wind of this it will 100% become The Plan.

Someone suggested it was possible on FNC, I assume.

Well I’ll swim against the current here and stick up for her. I do suspect everyone in my life that hasn’t held a press conference specifically and clearly denying having had a relationship with Epstein to have at least hung out with him a couple times.

I am not now and have never been "crawlspace buddies" with John Wayne Gacy. Now back to local news.

My little personal nominative determinism theory is that if your last name is a little weird, your thinking will be a little weird.

Professor Hotdog is not going to have entirely mainstream views. Dr. Wormfella is an oddball.

Also, I'm not sure where the "clearly there are schools of thought here!" line is, but I'd hazard it isn't anywhere near ... 7. There are probably 7 law professors that are flat earthers.

The lies linking me with Jeffrey Epstein need to end today. I've never been friends with Epstein. I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell. My email reply to Maxwell cannot be categorized as anything more than casual correspondence.

(I think we're all doing this, right?)

Hmm. Welp. Do ya like John Denver?

Are you even from WV?

Discovered today that 0% of my undergraduate class had even *heard* of TiVo. This was not on my radar as a secret old person tell.

I kind of think of it as modern technology.

I'm reeling.

sword guy here, this conveys that hes a pathetic loser who couldnt tell a katana from a tachi if his life depended on it, we do not claim him as a member of the sword guy community, we do not want him

Remember to be respectful. Not everyone that looks fondly on the Confederacy does so because they support the cause’s most odious views.

Some folks are just huge fans of big dumb racist losers.

I have seen one good example of this plate

What do Sword Guys (TM) think this conveys that we don’t see? Anyone can hold a sword—and you’re a gazillionaire, buddy. We have no doubt you can order mall ninja stuff.

Boston Globe mock front page from April 9, 2016. Date says April 9, 2017, with giant headline “DEPORTATIONS TO BEGIN” and “Markets sink as trade war looms.”

Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?