Hank and Marie in Breaking Bad are goals, man

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

I'm not well and I had a dream that self driving cyber truck looking buses existed.

I really want a perm.

Which I feel is the mullet-lesbian equivalent of cutting your own bangs but I really fucking want one.

What a shite day.

My neighbour hates my (genuinely lovely) landlord so much that he's refusing to do a joint repair on "principle", that he is legally required to do.

Even though I have water pissing into my house that could cause an electrical fire!

Men scare me honestly.

It really does seem like we are in a world where empathy is in short supply.

I truly pity those who can't look past race, gender identity, sexual orientation and every other differences that makes us all unique.

Hate breeds hate.

Googling 'how to befriend a crow' kinda sums up my mental state right now.

Bored oot ma tits

Do you remember when Tony Macaroni was the place to be?

If you haven't listened to Regina Hardon you defo should. Probs the most NSFW songs I've ever heard😂

I'm confused isn't she called the homelessness minister? She's just doing her job chat.

A guard dressed in iron from the pc Oblivion behind him is a m&s background and below there are subtitles: Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail

POV: You just said hello to someone in Marks & Spencer

I physically canny lift my arms. Like they feel flaccid. Gardening is the fucking worstttt.

(Sigh) Sign the petition and share it, UK peeps. They keep doing this ‘internet safety’ nonsense.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...

Feel like fuckin warmed up dug shite😊

I don't know how I managed to forget how shite period cramp feels every fuckin month😂

She went fuckin mad for them!
She said 9/10💖

It's my cat's 5th birthday today so ordered her some freeze dried quail yolks. I have no idea if she'll like them but they're fancy as fuck.

I'll update everyone on her verdict later!

I'll never be a summer boi bc I don't think sweat should be drippin off me after hoovering for just 15 minutes.

Fuckin love that film

2004 was some year for films man

If anyone wants to donate me a gaming PC I'd really appreciate it😂

Going to Furniture Village today for the 6th time (within 10 days) to pick a new couch.

No one is as picky as two lesbian perfectionists who both have anxiety.

Cunts that work there actually know us now😂

Frank in HtGAWM is hot as fuck. I don't know if I want to be him or shag him😂

I have so much to say about it😂😂

I watched The Amazing Spider-Man for the first time last night and it was fucking shite.

Experiencing so many emotions at once, is such an oddly empty feeling.

I feel like fucking shit honestly.

What an absolute shocker of a day. Cba man

I wish shower-bombs existed

Got tickets to see Matt Maeson in Feb and I'm fucking buzzing but also v v anxious bc it's my first standing gig in yearsss.

I hope this venue is disability friendly!