the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

#memes #meme #funny

If you think the Pope is a radical leftist, wait till you meet his boss.

To all who celebrate

Top text: I, um. I wanna kill myself Bottom text: Fill this out

Lmfao

You know how I know Ted Kaczynski would have been great at BlueSky?

Cause everything he posted was bangers

reminder: if you ever see somebody stealing food, no the fuck you didnt.

they’re not going to the moon they’re doing a drive-by you idiot you stupid fucking idiot

pic of nativity with a cross on the back wall of the stable - it's circled - spoiler alert

Years ago, my mother-in-law started reading The Exorcist. She said it was the most evil book she’d ever read, so she threw it into the sea. I bought another copy, soaked it, and left it by her bed.

Pretty rude to invite me to a party at your funky little shack and then require that I bring juke box money. captures a moment from the music video for the iconic 1989 song "Love Shack" by the American new wave band The B-52's. shows that three members of the band

yeah i'm bi. oh no not sexual. i'm leaving

Mom, is that you? Shows two cigarette pack purses with a second pocket for change and a lighter A pack of Marlboro cigarettes and a blue lighter sit between

The real ones remember. It shows a still from american gladiators.The obstacle course, the man is holding the air powered missile.Aimed at the bullseye above the gladiator in the background

the.swanlady Holy shit. I've been communicating with a guy at work via emails for a few weeks and I just joined a virtual meeting with him for the first time and he has his camera on. I was not prepared. Dude fucking looks like Superman. annalitatempo In a previous job I had a crush on one of the men in the group I was having regular Teams meetings with. So I would take the little cursor hand and discreetly stroke his hair 😂.

hahah the reply is hilarious

So when he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, you were cool with that?

When he made fun of a handicapped reporter, you were cool with that?

When he had a mob attack the capital to steal the election, you were cool with that?

But now gas is expensive so you regret your vote?

Yeah?

Why were The Flintstones the only cartoon that got a vitamin? I'd eat the hell outta some Mr. Magoo calcium tablets and whatnot.

tothemax2050 on threads: "Roughly, how many unread books are waiting for you at home?" thisone0verhere: "Honestly there's no need for that kind of language"

I don't like your tone

If you're a vegan it is okay to eat a comet but not so much an asteroid because they're a little meteor

So I guess it was either World War III or drag queens reading books to our children.

holding up a sticker that says 'dyslexics are teople poo.'

I support teople poo and their rights.

okay I'll bite what's a kristi noem

two tickets to paradise? in this economy?

*counts my money when i’m sittin’ at the table because you’re not the boss of me kenny rogers*

hoping the minty fresh smell of my brushed teeth distract the dentist from all the blood gushing out of my gums from when they floss

Secretary Kennedy I've teamed up with Kid Rock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE- + EAT REAL FOOD. Shannon Marie responded - My vagina just made the Windows shutdown noise.

emergency shutdown protocol engaged

the pointer sisters: i’m about to lose control and i think i like it!

the pointer sisters’ passengers, sobbing: please, we’re begging you, just let us off here and we promise not to call the cops

Children will literally be of the corn instead of going to therapy