The less I know about Starbucks’ “Protein Cold Foam” the better

Victoria Wood as her character Brenda Furlong from dinnerladies

10 years since we lost Victoria Wood 🤍

Being a gay man in Manchester is such an elite combo

I made the right choice. A crowd of camp pensioners singing The Ballad of Barry and Freda? Ideal

Yes

For 240 meals. My husband resents paying less than 80p a meal for my cat.

My husband is off to a dancehall event tonight whereas I’m going to “the songs of Victoria Wood”. Never has a marriage been more summed up.

Let’s get this place HUMID!

Starting to miss being in school and having no friends tbh

Why was every gay man living in Manchester born within a 3 month period

You need an ID badge to get into the toilet?!

another chest day same pose

I’ve started being very brave and actually asking people how many sets they have left. One guy had been on the pec deck for about 6/7 minutes on his phone so I asked him and he said 2 sets. He then went back on his phone for another 4 minutes before just getting off the machine. I just don’t get it

The whole profile was good 🙂‍↕️

DON’T SIT ON EQUIPMENT IF YOUR PLAN IS TO USE YOUR PHONE FOR 7 MINUTES! GO HOME

I support this

Bring this to Switch Online nowwwwww

My husband is gonna quote tweet this with some nonsense like “this bussy is depression curing” or something

Never mind I just had sex and everything is grand again

Why did I give up smoking again?

Oh we’re doing existential depression tonight lads

I sometimes sit and think about what the world would be like if we hadn’t voted brexit and Hilary had won the election and how constant rolling news and social media is probably going to take us to the brink of extinction but then I get interrupted because I have to go earn money for someone else

Look I just started don’t push me

Remember when the news used to end with some random lighthearted upbeat story such as a dog in Welwyn Garden City learning to use traffic lights and taking himself to maccies and nowadays the most lighthearted story is EU border rules causing passengers to miss their flights

Being do a lot more core work (and by that I mean I’ve started doing core work) and I don’t wanna jinx it but I think I might be seeing abs 🤫

This from the man who still sends gifs

Yeah you can

Got aggressively back into Pokopia last night after I was too busy to find time to play it last week and now I don’t want to work

I can’t count the amount of times you’ve told a social media platform that if you put in some effort it would be over for everyone and yet everyone is still here

I thought it would be