Hah

The Internet was a mistake.

Somali: you're using THIS much ammonia per acre?
Murkin: yup, that's what the dealer says to use.
Somali: ...and you *believe* them?

Sending a strongly worded letter to our domestic reserves. Because oil production famously doesn't respond to higher prices.

I actively try not to use company or product names for generic stuff—it's not an Uber, it's a taxi; it's not an Airbnb, it's a rental house. My face is not their billboard.

This is a remnant of growing up a 90s alt kid and despising visible brands on clothing.

"Leave that kid be, Frank, you want to raise our liability premiums again?"

This is the best overall policy for human rights, the environment and public health.

Orange fluffy cat inside my car.

I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

George Takei
born Hosato Takei
April 20, 1937
American actor, author, and activist. He is known for his role as Hikaru Sulu, helmsman of the USS Enterprise in the Star Trek franchise

Heck yeah!

Me, after getting 500# of hay and cleaning the carb on the lawn tractor *again* instead of doing dry fires and target practice.

They drove on into the darkness and the moonblanched waste lay before them cold and pale and the moon sat in a ring overhead and in that ring lay a 1995 Lotus Esprit S4 with its own cold gray and nacre seas.

Will they take moobs?

Mine is "I Will Follow You into the Dark" by Death Cab for Cutie, the perfect song for those who don't believe in a literal afterlife.

Frank Sinatra hated Trump. After he was already booked at the Taj Mahal, the manager of the casino died in the famous 1989 Trump-adjacent helicopter crash. After inheriting management of the casino, Trump attempted to cut Sinatra’s payment and cancel Sammy Davis, Jr.

That iPhone's *charging cable* probably has more compute power than Apollo 11.

Been a major project since 10/7 to keep driving those wedges.

I can still remember my 6th grade music teacher singing:
"Oh oh the Wells Fargo wagon is a
comin' down the street,
oh please let it be for me..."

Eh, Oklahoma! is OK.

Known a few boss mares, they have their role in maintaining order but sometimes fun wins out.

Ah good. Willow needed it.

It's nearly supernatural, like he's some lab-grown Perfect Narcissist.

Fire, fire, fire, oh!
Oh!
Muscle and hate!

Zoomies instigator vs. Zoomies Police. Many such cases.

...from his shared film debut with Susan Sarandon onward.

Heckin' cool sword blade that looks like Sting from "The Hobbit" with the caption "Class: forging a sword"

Oh sweet, bunch of classes coming up at Bridgetown Forge! Artem is a chill instructor and teaches a low-stress hammer technique. Forge is in Kenton by the MAX stop.
www.bridgetownforge.com/events/

Tech company: At long last, we have created the Glonzo, from the classic skeet The Glonzo Is Imaginary But Voters Hate It.

Every billionaire should be treated as an existential hazard on the order of a loose nuke.

We've been inventing new existential hazards at a pretty good clip these past 100 years or so.

Yet another case where I'd like to be wrong.