Tracks.

Very late getting to SNL this week but Colin Jost as Pete Hesgeth cracks me up.

Well I am also firmly on the flip flop side today.

Although I just saw a normal-looking dude walking barefoot and in NYC that's a different category all together.

Two kinds of people in NYC today: people wearing jackets or people wearing flip flops.

😁

I had a dream last night that I was dating Dave Portnoy and I can't imagine what depths of despair my psyche is in that I dreamt that.

Look at future me setting all my manual clocks forward so I don't fuck up my double tomorrow. Go future me!

The pink hair is really sending me.

I could not have said this any better.

See??? PINK!

Am I crazy or is Trump's hair pink?

The irony.

Hey. Let's find the worst people we know to weigh in on this.

Thank you
❤️

He was. At least.

This dude sitting in a rocking chair at Ft. Lauderdale airport watching Pete Hesgeth on his phone. I literally can't.

Ft. Lauderdale airport has a PSA about human trafficking. I don't know where to begin.

I also watched it and it was all those things.

It's so good to be home 🙄

Wonder how long after that her soul left her body?

I love this SNL so much.

Very cool SNL opening. Forever a fan.

screenshot of a tv user guide, showing two channels under Tue 8PM: MSNOW - State of the union TCM East- Gaslight

Masterful Troll, TCM.

it's always striking how everyone with a big important business job is like "due to the blizzard we will be closed Monday and also maybe Tuesday, fuck it" and everybody who owns a retail or food service establishment is like "get here through two feet of snow NOW or i will blow this place up"

I work in a bar and couldn't celebrate. I've worked during many Olympics and I had zero national pride for the first time.

Also, in NYC and Rangers fans are lopsidedly Trumpy. I said what I said.

Every time I watch it I think the opposite. But today was fun.

People were happy. Worth coming to work on 3 hours sleep.

Full bar at 9:30 am

I literally need to fall asleep in 20 minutes to get 5 hours. Don't see it happening.