Me writing through this depression or abusing drugs for creative endeavors?

I'm a lightweight with edibles but 10mg has writing jokes again and so far they've all been awful.

"My friend said I must be beating women off with a stick since becoming single. I said I was but they all complained about the chafing. Now I beat them off with a Hitachi"

Oh those both sound fun! I got one session in on my Zelda sleeve about a decade ago. Tattoo artists never be getting ink, I swear 😭

Cut and color? But I have no idea what.

You totally should 😁

It just worked out that I'm off on Mondays but happy early birthday anyways! 😁

Trying not to post anymore selfies until I get my hair done on 4/20 but I need the dopamine.

You're right, what was I thinking?I should have tattooed this on a toddler.

Despite being a tattoo artist, I don't like doing injections and always needed help when I did them 🥺

I know I'm a woman because my first thought last night flying off my bike into oncoming traffic at 20 mph was "Oh no I just had them done, I hope I don't break a nail!"

See? I don't just tattoo dark and creepy horror stuff. I can do bright and happy too!

Playing around in the gay light taking a gay selfie before riding my gay bike to my gay job.

Maybe my best thrift store find ever? 99 cents for a treasure trove of GameCube games? Pfff! You don't have to twist my arm.

And even if you did, no you didnt. I was doing your tattoo Sunday, in another state! You know, the one we've been planning for years! Also here's the info for a guy where you live who will do said tattoo and forge paperwork in exchange for a case of Sudafed and a favor they may call in at any time

Better watch out, this kitty has claws!

It's too late now I think but Tucker and Dale Vs Evil should've gotten a sequel where Dale goes to college and Tucker enrolls as well to support his best friend, but Chad's fraternity doesn't trust them, so murders begin popping up on campus in an attempt to frame the freshmen.

Great start to this Adventure Time sleeve!

It was hard but I finally quit drinking beer. The bloating, the extra calories, it just wasn't conducive with my weight loss goals. So now I'm drinking straight tequila.

Here we witness Trump syphoning Jeffrey Epstein's PDF-file quickening to become a stronger and immortal PDF-file. There can be only one and under.

At 41 I'm taking on the role of bottom in the bedroom, but only because my back hurts.

It's nuclear wars eve, make sure you leave out iodine pills and radaway for Vault Boy.

The world is on the brink of nuclear war tonight so you better tell me if you have a crush on me.

He won't be impeached and his cabinet won't remove him because he's surrounded by evangelical right wing Christian nut jobs trying to force rapture to happen so they can go live forever with their favorite fictional character from a book they claim to live by except they don't.

I can't believe I got banned from the library for being trans! All I did was go to sign up for a library card and when dude asked to see a piece of male I whipped it out!

Is this joke low hanging fruit? I mean, I imagine that's what the librarian would've said.

Got a pretty good start on this Big Trouble in Little China leg sleeve!

Wait. Now I'm finding out she only wants to get back together because she's pregnant?

We worked things out so my ex and I are getting back together. I apologize for all of the "my ex" jokes.

Showing that picture of Kristi Noem's husband in drag to the surgeon doing my boob job as reference for what I don't want.

But seriously, who did this boob job? Kash Patel?

Kristi Noem came home early and found her husband crossdressing and was like "OMG I almost shot you. I thought you were a puppy girl!"