Happy for all the frogs today 🌈

Reading a book by the kid of an overbearing YouTube mom. Mom was born the same year as me.

This is a new measurement of age and I don’t like it.

FYI, it looks like this skeet and there last couple before it were glitching, there are five named locations and only two different photos

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

Wrong. Liberals support a woman’s right to choose: she could also be a big tiddy cyborg OR have tentacles.

These ads on the Morning Call website are sending me

You know what’s worse than stepping on a Lego? Walking up 75 minutes before one’s alarm.

If you need me, I’ll be staring at the wall for the next 51 minutes wondering why I deserve this fate.

girl same

Fits any size Daddy.

Here’s my definitive ranking of popes who look popely

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago

The People’s Republic of Chocolatey Delicious

The People’s Republic of LUMPS in my OATMEAL

Screenshot Lucavi @lucavi_ftw good news everyone SPACE com Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say.

Were

Were those the only two options

@djaliplume.bsky.social does Kristin bell like shrimp

PEEP JOUST!!! Yes!!!

Gregory Possum-Encounterer @cat_beltane You laid in bed for TEN HOURS. However, you were only able to carry SIX HOURS OF SLEEP back to the wagon 9:45 AM • 2020-11-25

leon @leyawn brain: if you eat half this food now and half of it later you will have enough for two meals me: okay i will eat 70% of it now and feel too full, and 30% of it later for a different yet equally dissatisfying meal 7:15 PM • 2020-09-25

Potato captives

They literally stab each other bro

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

This is one of the best albums ever made and that’s a hill I’ll die on

I pledge allegiance

If you set two Peeps a little bit apart on a plate, stab each one with a toothpick, and microwave them, they inflate until one stabs the other. It’s magic.

rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social smashing pumpkins lyrics are all just a nursery rhyme or common saying and then something like "angels dirty bloodline never forever, never let her ask her god whenever" ×8 12:15 PM • Mar 19, 2026

A completely normal person in my team meeting: “Have you ever microwaved your Peeps and made them fight?”

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

It’s where I keep mine! A+ nose destination