We’re just innocent men

Just keep swimming

Hitch's Dating Advice: Your Job Is NOT to Mess It Up YouTube video by Flirting Mastery

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just don't give up. #startrek #captainpicard #lesson #quotes #motivation #mindset YouTube video by DailyJournalPrompt

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RIP Catherine O’Hara

IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST WINTER STORM, REMEMBER FOUR TIPS: 1. FILL UP YOUR TUB AND/OR POTS WITH WATER FOR YOUR TOILET. 2. DO NOT USE PROPANE HEATERS INDOORS. THE FUMES KILL. 3. EVERYONE STAYING IN ONE ROOM CONSOLIDATES WARMTH. 4. THE NORWEGIAN CAMP DIDN'T DESTROY ITSELF. ONE OF YOU IS THE THING.

Some safety tips for the big storm! Be safe, everybody.

I spelled Gandhi wrong in the alt text, FML.

An excerpt of a text message, beginning with the text "Tell me, where is", followed by a rebus picture of Ghandi, a plus sign, and Alf (aka Gordon Shumway), followed by the text "For I much desire to speak with him".

This is so stupid

maybe next time

Photoshop of a coyote pup with a dynamite detonator

Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet

Waited too long and I missed my shot. Story of my life.

This feels like such a weird day. I got so much accomplished this morning, and I was feeling good about where I was sitting, only to turn around and look at the clock and see it wasn't even 11:00 AM yet. Like... is that it? What am I supposed to for with the rest of my day?

Please god, someone respond.

We're in.

An older couple - one with a walker - is trying the door now. They are being allowed in, but others are turned away.

Still waiting. Other people have tried the door. Still locked.

Outside the hall of the reception. The doors are locked. Everyone is standing outside. It's 28° and climbing.

time will tell

AI overview of Google search results. The search was for if pickles set off IBS symptoms. There are multiple blocks of texts and a picture of pickles. The results indicate pickles can set off IBS symptoms.

The betrayal

Comic book legend Peter David dies at 68 The comic book industry titan had been battling health complications for several years.

Comic book legend Peter David passes away at 68

RIP Peter David.

What is wisdom?

You want your freedom?
Take it.
That's what I'm counting on.
I used to want you dead;
But
Now
I only want you gone.
#portal2

It costs nothing to be nice.

[PATREON] Video Games Peaked 30 Years Ago Today | by Marty Sliva

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Good morning.

This is a reminder that the heat death of the universe is ten duotrigintillion years away.

You don't need to worry about that. We will all be dead in under a hundred years. Another hundred years after that, there will be very little evidence we existed at all.

Eat that extra cake.