what reporting of the Mandelson story sounds like to me: when did and how the foreign office and Olly Robbins who his appointment he who and then why vetting and ticking the box and sacking nevertheless the ‘agrément’ because number 10, with concerns and UKS paperwork who the why and #bbcwato
Thanks Chris!
This is excellent
A label on a present stating "for 16/4"
On the back of an envelope of a card is written "for the 16th"
I love the fact that my friend writes the date of my birthday on his card and present to me.
Presumably he thinks I'm too old now to remember which day it is. 😊
...and encourage me to return to that coma.
A gentle reminder to always, always read the alt text
I KNOW RIGHT?!?
I definitely could have fit one in my pocket. Not that it would have stayed there for more than 1/100th of a second!
I'd have given it a go if not for my Rosiecat whose fury was not worth the risk.
Well quite.
Two tiny and VERY cute kittens clambering over me. Their tinyness making my chubbiness look rather more exaggerated than it really is. I hope.
Zoom in on tiny kitten's adorable face.
When your neighbour calls you to tell you she has something cute to show you and doesn't adequately prepare you for quite the insane level of cuteness involved.
I didn’t know this, did you? Amazing!
As I approach late middle-age I find myself thinking more about the nature of forgiveness, and how much more positive it would be if, rather than endlessly persecuting his enemies for perceived slights, Trump were simply to explode on the toilet in a nappy.
The time it takes to write a joke, from conception to birth, is the jestation period.
Wow that's quite something.
Proper little Rorschach inkblot guy in the corner there
London theatregoers: any recommendations for something brilliant that I might stand a chance at getting tickets for next week?
Before Mel B and Mel C, there was a Mel A in the Spice Girls, but she got fired for constantly starting brawls.
Loving the bleeping of F*fa
At a time such as this I could not be more pleased to welcome Ian Fletcher back onto my tellybox.
#Yesnobrilliant.
He's got that look about him
Two greyhound-type dogs wrapped in duvets/blankets. Well, one IS a greyhound. The other isn't.
A blanket, from which protrudes a greyhound head and paws. #snug
My sister's dogs like to be tucked in at night.
Stay safe and tucked in everyone. #AnAttemptAtATimelineCleanse
That's enough fur for about 12 cats.
Banksy's Girl With the Pearl ( a fire alarm) Earring.
Went to visit my boy in Bristol for Easter. Caught sight of Banksy's Girl with a Fire Alarm Earring.
💜💙💚
You're bloody lovely you are.
You'll have disappointed a lot of people by putting me on that list though. My brain has shrivelled to a flaccid walnut. Cheers though love x
I've upset myself at how much I laughed at this.
Yes!! I've heard that a lot lately, (but only from people of colour so I wondered if it was a cultural/colour thing)
A text: "ONLY PPL MY AGE BE DOING THIS KINDA TOMFOOLERY"
- I was texted this by a young-un the other day (about someone else's behaviour towards me)
I was extremely distraught and hurt, but this made me audibly guffaw.
I'm not sure I've ever heard anyone genuinely use that word, but I definitely will be doing so now.
Absolutely
Yes.
