Have dey thought about doin smthn other than zippers cuz I'm in da E R (like da TV show but real life) and nobody can get dis zipper off a me!!!!

Dis is da real deal

Do u ever take a good no clothes poop like oh wow I'm sweating dis out! Stay dry over dere clothes!

I'm a big member of do something twitter cuz dats where I do things like watch da dog videos and look at da different funny ads. Woah! I diddnt know my underwear coudld do dat!

I like twitter cuz it got da big X on it and trucks dat look like I'm da master chief. Brrrrrrrooommm Cortana shut da fuck up im postin here

I love da summer grillin up da hot Dawgs Christmas in July. What if we can do Christmas is July but on Christmas???

Do u guys like 2 jack it wif da condom on? I leave it on for a minute after cuz it's like a warm hug on my wee wee

Ay I was walkin around in las vegas (dey told me here dat means da stars en Espanol) and I tried climbing da orb back to my hotel room but now im a little stuck lol

U guys ever here about dis booba tea? I'm like sip sip sip SLURP wif da big boobas. Dose guys know da drinks

Buying like 100 hot dogs with da credit card call me Visa Frank

Why do dey call it boston cream pie if dey sell it outside of bobtom

Sound off with emojis in da comments do we like da corona ☀️ or da modelo 🥇

A etwet is ababy twitter and you gotta keep those safe

Why do you call is a post when the stick is what the post is to

I was busy hanging out in da sun on da beach for weeks. I love 2 touch grass! Which microblogging platform is your favorite microblogging platform? Like for Bsky🌌, retweet for twtr🏸, comment for thrds!

Genocide is bad.

Spending my Friday evening at a happy hour instead of encouraging other users to do suicide in bodies of water online. Dont do that, that's bad!

Thank you Michael, I love you too

This is objectively correct, and I've been being obtuse in an attempt to win internet arguments.

Duality in all things

Thank you isi

Genocide is bad.

It's real! People are human!!!

I think Joe Biden can be wrong sometimes