Denaturalization… aiite man…

I rebuke this

Yall…..

The separation between church and state has never been real

Gotta be Beyoncé bc the others laid foundation of the whole genre. And I say this as a part of the hive

Woke up at 6:30 without an alarm… I’m old now huh?

So I let my 15 yr old daughter & her friend walk around Circus Circus at the arcade and some “guy & his wife” just gave them free tickets to a show bc they have to leave.

What’s the first thing yall think?

That’s what I said!! She tryna argue w me bc they’re real tickets.. not even realizing some weird mf gonna b seated next to her tryna steal her

So I let my 15 yr old daughter & her friend walk around Circus Circus at the arcade and some “guy & his wife” just gave them free tickets to a show bc they have to leave.

What’s the first thing yall think?

She has an attitude like I woke her up at 3am to clean 🙄

Imagine, my daughter dyed her hair blue tonight and somehow I’m inconsiderate and doing too much bc I made her get out of bed (it’s 9:30) to clean the blue out of the shower.

I missed the live posts but umm why was there only one RIP at the beginning of the Euphoria season? Did I just forget them giving Angus one?

Yeaaaa sumn goin on. Stay grounded fr

I had wild Benadryl dreams last night without taking any benadryl

People that buy old cop cars and don’t remove the spotlights are terrorists

Ppl are still using variations of “mixed chick” as their handles in the year of twenty twenty six. That’s wild.

A dude once was telling me how his mom refused suggested he take work off to attend his child’s dentist appt. He says “man I grabbed her by the back of her neck so fast. I hate when she act like she can’t help with her grandkid” ……. And he’s confused on why I no longer answered his calls.

Okay fitness ppl is this a salad that’s loaded but still stays in the healthy range?

Ur mama so fat she gave Dracula diabetes

Oh this gave me a great giggle

Automatic draft but not voting is certainly a choice huh

Lil freshness for the night

Do u know how immaculate their pest control has to be?!!! How are there no ants?!

My dog pooped in my car and then stepped in it and mushed it into the seat…. As I was doing all the ancillary cleaning around it (clean the car, give dog a bath, wash the blanket she also pooped on & disinfect the bath tub) …. My temporary crown fell out. My bd must have put bad juju on me

She bout to have a brand new face in bout 7-10 days

Trick daddy at an AKA Conference? Were they just looking for a cheap local artist?! Lmfaoo the tables w linen are taking me tf out

Who gives af what Ja Rule thinks at a time like this? I’m not here to dance. I’m scared to death.

Just got the official word that my child support case is back open! Halleluj!!

I been trying to figure out how I can have something entertaining playing while I do stuff that 100% will not have ANY political stuff in it and I found Libby! It’s a library app that has free audiobooks… yall needa get into iiit

Imagine telling ur kid you can’t take them on a trip for their sport but u take your girlfriend to the same place frequently 🤣🤣🤣 man I hope the courts give him a high ass payment for his fuckery