Mini schnauzer tings

Growing up under the fundamentalist abuse that is dr James Dobson, one of my parent’s favorite things to remind us, while we walked over to choose the switch to be hit with was:

“You aren’t supposed to like me.”

So I grew up, deconstructed, and don’t like them, and now they’re confused?

I have to say rayes new album is whiplash from Where the Hell is my Husband to megachurch gospel alter call

Does god eat food? Yes omniponom

Something I don’t remember ever thinking about before is: does God eat food. Can he, even. Would he like it

Can you go in and buy a build a bear, raw?

My 👻 bro? Marcus.
Profile bro? Marcos.

🤨🤨🤨

AYO someone tell me my ghost brother isn’t punking me rn

Pourin one out for the homie

(rfk jr.’s worm)

Chain smoking away, my grandma and I hatched a plan to make Taco Bell chihuahua bobble heads for the cooks in back.

I made $45 🤠

Ah, oakview. My grandma would send me in the gas station with $50 to buy her a carton on Virginia slims

across the street, kitty corner to it, is a place called machine shed. They used to have an animatronic farmer on his porch who would sit and rock in his chair and talk at ya.

Needless to say, eating out was traumatizing to me.

So we opted for dinner with the grandparents at a truck stop weekly

Does anyone else from #rockfordillinois remember when Thunder Bay grille had taxidermy animatronics that went off every 20 mins or so? And the taxidermy moose that would chat over you while you got your Easter scrambled eggs?

I still am traumatized by the moose

I made a comedy vault to actually remember what happened in my life and the insane stories I will write a book about one day

Hey siri play god is a dance floor

Hey siri play the sheep and the goats

Hey siri play I wish we’d all been ready

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

I definitely just built a web app for my gamily.

Eerie Kakirk

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This is what they took from you

In h.s. I remember counting 37 weapons on my Bible study leader’s person. I was terrified of him from then on

Someone is snoring at switchyards... ama

I was friends w a lot of columbine survivors, and heard so many stories of how badly things were when the evangelicals took the Rachel story and ran with it. I know her brother, that was not her story at all.

#tiktok live is gone?

TincherSealedWitnessDec012426.PDF

The eye witness to the murder of Alex Pretti is now hiding from ICE.

An affidavit signed by her details her observation of the #ICEGestapo murder.

www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

First pic was wrong - it was a screenshot of the first acct I noticed that glitched. Here’s my acct private and public.

Check your #tiktok profile. Looks like some profiles are turning private - mine has always been public. Changing the setting is grayed out.

I got strikes on 3 videos within the past two days because the hashtag #wlw is dangerous activities. No option to appeal.

Now that it’s not loading, my profile switched to private… I wonder if anyone else is seeing this?

Two finger lift with the last supper in the bg is WILD