A dog stands on a table, posing next a basted peak lapel sport coat. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posting next to a basted blue tweed sport coat with notch lapels. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posing in front of a wall where three tailored jackets are hanging.

A dog poses on a table. He's surrounded by a tailor's measuring tape.

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made.

IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s

Stacy's Mom, from Stacey's POV. #parody #fyp #singer #funny #music #educational YouTube video by Bull Shitnanigans

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I watched this in theaters no less than 10 times. Lost track.

I am literally am going to die

It seems like every convention is run by people who don't like or go to conventions

Rockwell Painting man standing up

“My eyeline implies that the stage where the people I’m looking at is, like, 30 feet high.”

I only wear the shortest of shorts. For you Jess. Skies out. Thighs out.

Exactly one year ago today:

GET THEM BOOKS!

I need people to understand this. One of these shots involves hurling peanut shells at Richard Gere shot in reverse. I am serious.

Stock up on sandbags my guys.

a man in a cowboy hat is holding a flower in his mouth . ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is holding a flower in his mouth .

Holy shit Hud is coming to Criterion. Even single basement is gonna be flooded. This is not a drill.

A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.

A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.

Here is an easy solution:

Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves.

Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled.

Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

First trailer for ‘Godzilla Minus Zero’

In theaters November 6

I think every man has an amount of peanut butter he’d like to eat, and that amount is “far more than he should”

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

A bunch of you grew up without being in love with Fairuza Balk and it shows

amen. Skyler was not a villain!

'The Curious Thing About Women' s1e16 is literally, and I mean literally literally, one of the best episodes of television of all time.

I feel like journalists should be competing to get kicked out of the Whitehouse. Maybe that's why I didn't sell out and become a hack & fraud who disappointed everyone

@strength24.bsky.social

Channeling my maximum Magnum PI

Pink pants!!!

If you got it. Flaunt it.

Hope they did

Gotchu

The Costco is lucky I've never gone full Taliban.

I have reprogramed no less that 30 hotel tvs. This shit is a menace

1. The Plague
2. Sirens of Titan
3. Don't Shoot the Dog
4. Tartine Bread
5. The New Way Things Work