It’s insane to think that the Trump administration was more welcoming this week to the Tate brothers than to the President of Ukraine.

It really is difficult to fully comprehend the shamelessness of MPs who did nothing on an issue for 14 long years when their party was in government only to express moral outrage on that same issue months into a new government. These people are everything that’s wrong with our politics.

It’s pretty fantastic driving , given the condition of the car

MATCHDAY 👊

🆚 Nottingham Forest
🏟️ The City Ground
🏆 Premier League
⏰ 3pm GMT

We have a chocolate lab now , and Christmas and birthdays are all about replacing stuff he’s chewed , this year my wife’s kindle .

In the final minutes of It's a Wonderful Life, George Bailey gets to see what the world would look like if it was ruled by a malicious megalomaniac with no empathy and no concern beyond increasing his own personal wealth. Thank goodness that'll never happen.

Pete Hegseth said he doesn’t want women in combat and then sent his mommy to fight his battles for him

ONE family with FIVE chopper bikes? FIVE? No wonder everyone’s furious.

The concept Nigel Farage is incapable of grasping is human rights are universal - if we start stripping away basic human rights from any section of society then none of us has rights – just privileges that can be taken away by people in power whenever they want. I’ll fight that to my last breath

The government are initiating a new literacy scheme whereby those on Jobseeker's Allowance will now receive a classic novel in addition to their fortnightly payment. The first novel will be The Metamorphosis by Kafka. It’s Franz with benefits

seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would get my dad and all my uncles added to fort nite

First rule of Polite Club:
Please don’t talk about Polite Club. Many thanks in advance and enjoy the rest of your day.

The same people who don't believe the sea is rising have no problem believing Moses parted it and Jesus could walk on it.

As snow and ice is coming, here’s a list of my ten favourite gritter names…

10. David Plowie
9. Nicole Saltslinger
8. Creedence Clear-Road Survival
7. Spreddie Mercury
6. I Want to Break Freeze
5. We Will Rock(salt) You
4. Super Spreader
3. Thaw and Order
2. Gritter Thunberg
1. Snow-be-gone Kenobi

stop immigration so we can take care of our own im starving. fuck off.