walking the last 200m to the gym at glacial pace to make sure i finish listening to abracadabra before arriving

👀

estate agent has come round to take pics of my place, next chapter is pending 🤞

amazing to think people used to herald you as some sort of intellectual

beautiful 25 year old twunk who used to be in my team appears to be flirting with me on my work IM

cannot believe i forgot we were getting new ariana today and these new songs are so so gorgeous, honestly she can do no wrong

tell me again how the uk has a ‘freedom of speech’ problem

nobody: …
me:

who wants to come see lady gaga in singapore with me x

genuinely quite devvo’d that literally everyone was either in sydney or rio the past two weeks and i was in neither 😤😭

good news: finally recovered after the weekend
bad news: boy i met and swooned for has stopped replying to me

my gran’s getting a stairlift installed and i’m obsessed at this company’s slogan

hard to think of anything more offensive that a US VP could have said. i really hope americans realise, and care about, what a bad idea it is to treat your closest and most reliable allies like this. we are owed an apology.

the days when i most need to go to the gym for my mental health are the days when it’s hardest to drag myself there. but i’m going!

i saw this on bbc news and automatically assumed it was about st peter’s square in manchester and was very confused for about 5 minutes

me in manchester: ooh only 4 mins to wait for my tram 😀
me in london: 4 mins til the next victoria line?! it’s a joke 😡

- planned to go to the gym tonight
- saw on the app there’s over 130 people there at the moment
- no longer planning to go to the gym

if i book a double room why would you assign me a twin room and hope i won’t complain? because you’d better believe i will march back down to reception and force you to change my room, and then complain about you wasting my time

forever cursed by fleetingly meeting guys i feel such a connection with but them always living far away, or one of us never being in the right headspace to make anything happen 💔

I’ve been so cold all day 😭 genuinely going to the gym now just to be warm for an hour

manifesting spending v day 2026 on a gorgeous beach with my beautiful non-toxic australian boyfriend

Temu Trump 😅

yessss Dawn FM was amazing. I’d say this one is a bit more of a grower, but listen to tracks 1-7 nonstop and it is such a ride

oh don’t get me wrong i’ve been a fan for years! but yes i’m deffo overdue a re-listen of them all (starboy remains my ultimate self-hype song ha). so desp to see him live too, hope he comes to the uk again soon

so fucking good!!!!

hahaha. a straight man as well!! this album is genuinely *spectacular* though, it is so so so good, i wish more of the gays would stan it with me!

being low key obsessed with the weeknd’s new album is the most straight-coded thing about me that’s happened in years

perhaps they should just try being prettier x

opened up gr*ndr for the first time since being home and it refreshed from all the hot colombian guys in their biggest gaybourhood to the guys around where i live…really felt like going from eating at a michelin star restaurant to a grim chippy

logging back on to 1741 unread emails and 100+ teams messages and realising yes i do hate my ordinary life x