Hi gays
Posts by Gobshite Chris
Feeling like you have so much to offer someone but nobody being interested is so so exhausting
Not being dramatic or anything but I have a cold and think I might die :(
Fuck my drag I guess!
Made a joke on twitter which had apparently:
• ruined one of the most important moments of a twinks life
• shown that gays are awful people who take it too far
• proved why homophobia is on the rise
• shown why i will never experience true happiness
👀
2025 body count already in double figures
Couples who overshare online should also explain their breakup - you made me invest, now I need closure
90% sure my brother is gonna get married next year, taking applications for a +1
Still haven’t solidified new years plans, I never have any idea what’s going on anywhere 🫨
I could be sat across from you like this, but you playin
Dyall think Dorothy could hear them singing “For Good” and wondering wtf was going on upstairs
Oomf said I’m not allowed to see Wicked the film until after I’ve seen the stage show and we’re going to see it tonight 🤩🤩🤩 v excited
Winter bf is in dire need I fear
Body kinda be bodying rn??
Not mad about how my body is looking but neeeed my chest hair to grow back asap
Had to shave my chest for something I’m filming today and I look like a naked mole rat :(
I don’t understand @gaysof.bsky.social
Obsessed with Katherine Ryan clocking me in my IG DM’s
Spilt a bottle of poppers all over my chest earlier and let me tell you, that shit ✨ burns ✨
Alt is on here too btw 😇 @hungthotter.bsky.social
They’ve got an opening now, you should join xx
You look like the lost member of one direction
The way I know my life would be 300% easier if I had a Brazilian boyfriend
Do you ever have a dream so crazy it makes you decide to go to therapy
You’re on a different continent for two weeks, you have an excuse! Charlie only has to wait an extra 24 hours!
Robbing bastards
Right??!!!!! 😭😭
Last night my flatmate said he fancied something “a little sweet” so he made himself a lemsip 🥲🥲🥲
Please help, I’m living with a psychopath