oh my god. Did you see Taibbi's hat?

Oh fuck. Ha ha.

he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.

what the hell even is it?

@scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social thank you for one of the funniest eps (all Tony’s) I can remember. You can go ahead & record the Best Ofs now.

@daverichard.bsky.social going to Boca this weekend. Can you recommend some places to eat?

Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison GREENBELT, MD—Decrying the deportation as “wholly lawless,” U.S. District Judge Paula Xinis ruled Monday that the Trump administration had three days to return her to the United States from a Salvador...

FROM THE ARCHIVES:
Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison

If you think you can't make a political issue out of "people shouldn't be grabbed off the street and put in a foreign gulag forever," maybe consider getting out of politics/punditry. And these aren't technical slogans: they appear in the Declaration of Independence and in the Constitution (twice).

A Chinese national, charged with fraud by the SEC, just sent Donald Trump $18 million Chinese Crypto entrepreneur Justin Sun paid $6.2 million for a banana — sold by Sotheby's as conceptual art — and then ate it last Friday.

Call me crazy, but I think Justin Sun, a Chinese national being prosecuted for fraud by the SEC, sending Trump $18 million should be a bigger story

The direct enrichment of Trump by a foreign national weeks before he takes office has merited no coverage in the NYT or Washington Post

Thank you!

Is there a way to access episodes of spontaneanation? Enjoying neighborhood listen but I miss that show!

Same person

hand proffering something to a goat with a red line through it

please do not teach the goats italian

The absence of unrelenting, unblockable ads on here is refreshing but I couldn’t help but wonder - are tits still in bio?

Seeing a lot of my old Twitter faves on here is bringing me back to the pre-Musk Twitter days.

@scottaukerman.bsky.social As a fan of the show, I didn’t understand Gelmans departure. Now it’s on display for everyone to see.

So weird how as soon as the pandemic started it became very immediately clear that things like socialized medicine and giving people money so children don’t starve actually work really well but now that it’s been a couple years we have to all pretend we didn’t notice that

Nine human kings with nine of Sauron’s rings, ripe and ready to get absolutely fucking shafted by their new boss

The left are wrong to claim these rings will “corrupt” us, and it’s time we finally stood up to critical wraith theory | my latest for the New Orc Times

A screenshot of the Federalist Society website showing Bari Weiss as the "Twenty-Second Annual Barbara K. Olson Memorial Lecture." Bari Weiss is sitting in a backwards chair with her chin in her palm

Excited to announce that Bari Weiss will be the keynote speaker at the Federalist Society's annual conference this year! Her speech, generously sponsored by Harlan Crow, will center on how civility is more important that judicial ethics. Look at how cool she looks in this backwards chair

Dawg lol

Justin Bieber posts the words “praying for Israel” over a picture of Gaza.

Paragraph 17 of the indictment. Full text at link.

Santos allegedly stole his donors’ credit cards. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...

Candyman (1992) is better than you remember.

DJ Moore had
8 receptions
230 yards
3 touchdowns

Drought is over