Not a chance he hires a gm lmao 😔

I feel like I missed something…did Elias face the press at all?

Good news for Baltimore sports fans - the pain will continue and morale will not improve!

He’s been very resilient in terms of holding on to a spot

I need a new one because my current one has been nothing but a jinx 😔

The baseball gods put Dubin on the Orioles to provide the team’s routine ritualistic offering, and Dubin did not disappoint

SMFB!!!!

In sicko fashion no less

The offerings this year have been sparse, and seem to grow sparser by the day

Love Deano - great picture!

His brain worms go back decades 😔

It’s because he’s THE KING

OUR YEAR LET’S GOOOOOOO

Bills fans look so sad though they can see it already IT’S OUR YEAR

OUR FUCKING YEAR LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO

Lol well he’s playing 4d chess while the rest of us are playing checkers, or something

CHAOS

Dude was clutch last September too!

THIS IS THE MEME, THIS TEAM IS CHAOS

Haven’t thought about them since I left Twitter. Good times 😂

Bump

Dean also very clearly was asking about the pitch comm. Way overblown by some folks

I have mentally accepted that the Orioles should not win 70 games this year simply because it guarantees no reasonable person could ever hire Mansolino after that, and that’s something worth rooting for

Craig Kimbrel can’t hurt me today, Basallo is locked for a bunch of years. NOT TODAY CRAIG!

He will either blank the orioles several times OR they will demolish him so hard he is DFA’d Monday. No in between

Fuuuuck no way

Smoked it!!!

5 tool player with 4/5 tools being his speed

He’s just a genius - found the right bag-giver under the perfect circumstances 😂

Love this 😂