Thanks Seth! #UltimateHypeMan

Aww the hug really got me

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Murphy: I have great sympathy for our soldiers and our military leaders they are being given directions by a senile old man who is losing his mind. And so it's no surprise that this war is going horribly

“The real world.” Gtfo

29 come November! I’m running to represent ga house district 47. It’s been under the same Republican leadership for 24 years.

All in for Kat!

This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

He will never learn that no means no

Holy hell. Well played.

What

Absolutely heartbroken and enraged.

Unbelievable

I am trying not to post on these events in this state of mind but: I hope people understand what the observers are doing is brave and dangerous.

Finally! I’ve been waiting for someone to do this

My husband wears a weighted vest when he goes on walks. It looks too much like an ICE vest to me, so I was on etsy looking for Velcro patches. Look at this listing that went up on JANUARY 8. Wtf are we doing.

I agree!

How the hell can they determine intent? Morons.

Literally

Coming Soon: Kid Rock residency

I gotta know if Zelensky is on Beta Blockers

Democrats: We have not yet begun to fight!
Voters: Why the hell not? What the fuck are you waiting for?

I’m just running for school board and I hate it. I can’t imagine having to raise much more than I do. It takes a special kind of person.

If your president bombs Nigeria on Christmas just to distract from his crimes, you live in a shithole country.

If he knows of all these other people involved w Epstein, why isn’t he naming them?

This question is rhetorical, of course.

Jesus gave yall the Epstein files for Christmas. He knew yall would all be off work so you’d have no excuse not to read them.

He also did it at the perfect time to argue about them with your family.

New tagline for Folgers

I can tell you honestly that I have never considered which of those is better for my bones

Agreed! Did the same to go visit my parents last year and we are considering getting a Sienna

All of these bootlegged copies of the 60 Minutes segment flooding my feed (saying, ‘Watch it quick! Before it disappears!’) makes me feel like I’m in the Soviet Union and just got some black market foreign newspaper I need to hide under a floorboard in my house.

This is where America is now