I’m stumped. Why, for the love of bunions, would you do that?

Soooooooo sorry to hear this.

And of course, a stupid name.

Was (because I am predictable) going to say Charade but you are 💯 correct here. God I love that movie!

That’s the one that was rattling around my brain! Thank you!

That was a great mystery to us, never spoken of!

My grandfather used to design the menus for the Claremont. We absolutely loved going there and being treated like [60s NJ] royalty!

Finishing Detective Hole, starting the new season of Hacks, reading Gilead. And watching more of HPI, the French series that spawned High Potential, to train my ear for our upcoming trip to France.

*the more whispering, the more likely a gigantic blurted admission against interest*

a cream colored canvas tote bag with navy straps that says “Don’t F*ck With Us, Don’t F*ck Without Us” on the pocket over the Planned Parenthood logo. inside the pocket is a purple card stock rectangle with a floral border that says “Power to Protect” with the PP logo

iconic gala swag, nice work PP

My father was in-house counsel at IBM from 1962 till about 1995. I saw firsthand his profound commitment to building a diverse legal department, long before DEI was ever a buzzword. He is turning over in his grave today I am sure.

Seth Rogen’s is today too. Now that you’ve informed me about Elizabeth Montgomery too, I am reveling in the celebrity vibes!

Grateful to share the day with her. She is indeed divine.

Neither really screams tasty frozen dessert to me.

From their website: "Derived from the German word schmierkäse, “smearcase” simply meant cottage cheese to 19th-century Americans." Simple then, yet repellent today!

I guess gold contributors got the spellcheck option.

Rearranging the deck chairs today, I know, but still: HOW TF does the PTO accept a specimen for a product that LITERALLY has the goods ID printed on it? To wit, "Ink cartridges, filled, for printers." ON THE BOTTLE. That didn't tip anyone off?

No.

Not sure even as a French major that I’ve ever « soi-disant »ed, much as I might yearn to. You have the chops to pull it off!

Only if you wear white flannel trousers.

Drank the fanciest 🍾 we had when our eldest got engaged in January. Sent husband to wine shop for 🍾 for dinner w/friends tonight; reminded him we need another fancy bottle in case of another long-dreamed-of simcha.

Oh and my in-house litigator agrees 😂

I would honestly have expected the IOC or USOC to flip out over this before Novo Nordisk.

With regard to our berobed and beshitted Justice Alito:

If the Founders had no capacity to conceive of illegal immigration, then they also had not the imagination to conceptualize automatic weapons.

Originalism is and always was a pathetic, desperate lie of miserable, ideological shitheels.

A single vote for Trump in the birthright citizenship case would be as bad as anything the Court has done since Bush v. Gore. This issue has been settled for more than a century. It is the jurisprudential equivalent of asking what 2+2 is. Any answer other than 4, something is deeply, deeply wrong.

So good.

Federal Judge Approves Trump Effort to Obtain List of Jews From Penn

Excuse me, what did you just say? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY???

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/u...

Sound bites alone can’t capture legal/procedural details and nuance. Great explanation here.

I am leading a Seder tomorrow night and with The State of Things I am considering condensing the Haggadah to “fuck it all, let’s eat.”

Easy Matzo Cake This Passover dessert has 3 ingredients and takes 15 minutes to make: layers of matzo, sweet dulce de leche, and a generous drizzle of chocolate makes an AMAZING matzo dessert. Easily serve a crowd!

www.babaganosh.org/passover-des... Need an easy Passover dessert to make while seated because you broke your hip? I got you.