americans trying to explain mobile web navigation: imagine a hamburger

i'm slacking on these both because i'm being incinerated at my day job and because i resent the feeling of obligation they represent but i will be attending to these fantastic prompts in my own damn time

maybe if vance had brought a nice box of krispy kreme to the negotiating room things would have gone a little better but you've seen how the man is around a donutería

Blossoming South Moravia

That's a storm-match. Strike it, and for as long as you can keep the flame lit, it will rain

smooth sailing to vest on the horizon 🙂‍↕️

gratz on the successful onboarding chief 👏🏼

girlfriend has issued a formal injunction against me referring to her as My Client when we're out with friends

AI is a labor problem.

Girls with a time machine: Hello John Brown these are called "Kalashnikovs" Boys with a time machine: Hello John Brown these are called "Kalashnikovs"

carefully explaining to investors and other major stakeholders on the project that the changes they're requesting are actually "light work for a beast like me"

Eating a a plain cube of tofu is fine and it costs $2.50. Just saved you hundreds of dollars a year on more fanciful shapes of tofu

i am taking the chinese peptide that makes me better at shipping obscene & unreviewable amounts of subtly-wrong code

thanks Chris! appreciate it 🤍

"the American people do not support this" absolutely queen with you all the way. real quick tho what is the material difference between whether we do or not

Susan Collins grimly standing up, walking across her office, and with a heavy weight bearing down on her weary shoulders, moving her doomsday clock from "concerned" to "worried."

War crime tribunals aren’t enough we gotta put him in a Harlan Ellison short story.

~swinton

aaron swartz is the kind of person i think about when i say there are truly good people trying hard to make the world better in tech. sam altman is the kind of person i think about when i worry about the future of the aaron swartzes.

standing in a phone booth, wearing a big beige raincoat with flipped collar, in a noir monochrome Los Angeles snapping to the receiver in a flawless transatlantic "listen here friendo. delete that shit immediately, in fact delete your account. and furthermore. ratio"

i mean it's gotta be a broad sword right

be an intelligent hater,,, learn how to talk about this stuff in a way that represents an actual critique,,,

okay this is fuckin sick

giving my close personal friends a little ring-a-ding-ding to let 'em know to their face i thought their last tweet sucked

House of Waters - The Wall (feat. Priya Darshini) [Official Music Video] YouTube video by GroundUP Music NYC

fucken. you chumps want somethin different. with microtones? why don't you get your fucken mitts around this boss www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TnL...