Day one of the Gal4Xeon campaign finished ahead of two of our R&W campaign _totals_, most day one followers, highest day one total and we unlocked 2 stretch goals (and are close to a third). This is going *well*! gamefound.com/projects/eur...
i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it
When I was a child I assumed that mimicking Lumière’s French accent meant I was speaking French. I’ve since learned better yet am once again unsure.
a very stupid 3 panel meme of a hot blonde girl strutting, then stopping to see a book, but it's a forklift certification manual, and then the final part is her sitting in a forklift
This is the stupidest thing I've ever made
Jokers are wild... 🃏
Game Changer Season 8 premieres May 18th only on Dropout.
I really love that Rogue Trader CORRECTLY intuited the right navigator character archetype was "disney princess, 40k"
It's one of these two:
Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.
my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
the new season's crypt-crawling fashions are fun and flirty like every other season. I mean one day maybe we'll go for protection or something but that seems neither fun nor flirty.
www.oglaf.com/cryptwear/
moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!
I mean, being on fire is infectious in a way.
I'm really mad because now I want this.
We deserve this. For morale.
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
(finding a context-free six-month-old note from oneself)
"Batman Mode is essential or Project Loch Ness is completely doomed"
(a few seconds pass)
"What the fuck is Batman Mode?"
(a few more seconds)
"What the -fuck- is Project Loch Ness?"
on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time
This single-panel comic shows a therapist sitting in an easy chair with degrees hanging on the wall. Next to him in a chaise lounge sits the Beholder from Dungeons and Dragons - a green ball with a large mouth, one large eye in the middle, with stalks coming from it’s head with eyeballs at the end of them. BEHOLDER: Just once, maybe I’D like to be beholded! ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
COMIC: Roll for (emotional) Damage
A headline declaring “Moscow Proposed a “Game-changer Ploy to Secure Orbans’s Reelection”.
I appreciate @samreich.bsky.social wants to expand the @dropout.tv franchise, but this seems ill-advised.
The Trial of Soundwave('s patience)
Physicists infuriated to discover an accessible universe linked to our own which has a speed of light significantly slower than ours
heated chivalry
This Is How You Lose The Hundred Years' War
this movie has an incredible meta-joke, in my opinion, that the way many of the scenarios play out are instantly recognizable as how they play out in an actual game of D&D - you can say, oh, whoever is playing that character fucked up a roll!
The correct answer is ankylosaurus and the lack of snuggly thonkbonks shows how far we have fallen from the light.
@sabatonfan69 2 months ago My mom bursts into my room to find a full castle in there: what the fuck is this? Don’t you garrison in that. Me: *garrisons* Mom: You come down from those ramparts or so help me god *I fire a warning arrow into a vase* Mom: fucker. You and what army? Me: *raises banners*
A post which says "Heartbreaking: JRPG corridor has gone on for far longer than expected and you are starting to suspect that you actually took the correct path by accident"
Embarrassing! None of Nintendo’s Original Employees Work There Anymore ggtribune.com/2026/04/15/e...
What's happening?
Mea Culpa
