let me talk about Persona 3

wheres pepsi. why cant i talk to doritos and arbys on here. where is the personification of netflix, the streaming service. i want to pass the digital blunt to steakums right FUCKING now

Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺

bluesky is like that cool friend! threads is like another person. twitter is someone as well. listen sorry i’m currently landing a commercial airliner, this isn’t really a good time for me to post

i’ve heard it’s solid

the eternal battle. posters against the world

taking the discourse to another app like we’re traveling countries amidst war

yeah it’s just truly rancid from the very concept. i have a feeling it’ll stick around but really only to people who aren’t terminally online and get a kick out of seeing wendy’s posts or whatever

one of the funniest movies

bluesky doesn’t need GIF support, we’re all terminally online here, we know every GIF, we can just type, like, look_at_all_those_chickens.gif and everyone will have the GIF conjured in their minds

I deactivated my threads account already but it turns out you can’t delete your threads account *without also deleting your Instagram account* so maybe just don’t sign up!

honestly congrats to Jack for being one of the most embarrassing men on the planet and still not being even remotely as embarrassing as Elon or Zuck

not disagreeing but what does bluesky bring to the table really

i heard
that you and your mutuals abandoned twitter for bluesky
i heard
that you and your mutuals abandoned bluesky for twitter

Using a mutual’s following list to find my other friends

oh lol so it’s definitely not taking off (hopefully)

if i begged for codes for nothing and people end up using the instagram-made alternative i’m killing myself