Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

You can always yap here! I bet you've got followers that have played it, whatever it is.

SO WELL SAID! Thank you!

You gotta tell us more, man :-{)]

Absolutely, Chaz. I mean, you're already mutuals. You can use that as a conversational context!

No one saw the Revolution coming out of Minnesota except Prince.

Even a decade after his passing, he still inspires us all. 💜

So fucking lame.

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

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Some timeline stuff:
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— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
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Please, please, please DO NOT put the official hashtag in your modded screenshot post.

For those who did this, you are risking yourself from getting banned, the community and the reputation of 'that game'.

1/2

Seems like once the government is running it, they/we could just shut it down and/or dismantle it.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Yes. THIS. Please. Make it so. <nod>

Aww, I missed it. Was working on a big chonky musclechub bear. (I'm a massage therapist.) I'll have to catch the VoD!

I'm not in Seattle myself, as you know, but I'm asking around. Got one ping so far. Hopefully he'll reply here himself.

@bullshadow.bsky.social does smoldering so well :-{)]

Cover of Mother Jones with an image of fingers pointing at John Roberts and the coverline "Blame John Roberts for Everything"

The NYT big expose on SCOTUS today pairs well with @ariberman.bsky.social and @pemalevy.bsky.social's cover story on how ~everything wrong with this country today can be laid at the feet of John Roberts: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

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I'm late replying, so Micah almost certainly won't see this, but: You realize this is also straight out of the Lord Rust playbook from Jingo, right? Remember the casks of rotten mutton exploding?

July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.

this is just to say

I have had an issue
fetching the posts
that were
on the timeline

and which you
were probably
hoping
to doomscroll

forgive me
the takes were so hot
and so
rate limited

I believe it is any day ending in Y. Yes. <nod>

You've been listening to @slop.guru, clearly. bsky.app/profile/slop...

If it's not useful why is it fuckin' in there

I swear this is getting to the point where I am suspecting the election deniers have an active psychosis. No amount of repeating facts gets them to acknowledge reality. There are some grifters, yes, but I'm thinking the majority of them really are deluded.

FRONTLINE and ProPublica investigate the violence, protests and arrests stemming from the federal immigration sweeps across the country. "Caught in the Crackdown" premieres tonight on PBS and online.

You know what would also help her afford her husband's cancer treatments? UNIVERSAL FUCKING HEALTH CARE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW IS THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY STILL LIKE THIS MAYBE GRANDMA SHOULDN"T HAVE TO DELIVER FOOD LIKE A TEENAGER IF WE HAD A DECENT FUCKING SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!

Oof, I feel that, re: audio cues vs hard-of-hearing. I'm just glad for games like Satisfactory that have visual aids to point to subtle audio cues. "quick footsteps >", "< growling", etc

<bigfuzzypowerhugs>

Is it actually tiny, though? Or is it just tiny compared to your gigantic self? ;-{)]