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Give me food… or else

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I cannot comprehend the existence of people who don't like pineapple.

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πŸ”΄Clocking in for another shift at the Lose Your Stuff Factory with @FaeHoliday and Sakura. Let's party wipe again!
Marathon time. Cryo's open, and so is my vault.

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I've been listening to so much Steely Dan guys

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I only use Pepsi in my Pepsi spot. πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

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Do you think Shrek likes coke or Pepsi better?

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Look at that sleeping pose… so cute

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Not many stars visible this close to the city, but they still make for a lovely backdrop for a night owl like yours truly.

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πŸ”΄Kept you waiting huh? Sorry I was late, I was cooking and eating.. You know who else eats??
NAKED SNAKE!
Come watch him eat stuff on Metal Gear Solid 3, starting now on the purple website

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Mazel tov!

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This is it. The FINALE to Digital Circus is coming June 19!!! And as a special surprise... the finale will be screened alongside ep 8 starting June 4th - TWO weeks early - IN US, LATIN AMERICA, JAPAN AND CANADIAN THEATRES! Tickets are available right now!

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When you nut in space, it push you backwards. πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

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Holy shit. Recipe?

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πŸ”΄Nap done, now Metal Gear.
Hrrrrrrrrrrgh.....

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Nap then Metal Gear?

Nap then Metal Gear.

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Happy Easter to all my folks across the pond
Anyone else, I'll see you for Wester.

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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This game is really good and really wild and you should play it.

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Got a friend I don't get to see often in town tonight, so today's Metal Gear stream will be tomorrow evening instead.

See you tomorrow, Serpent Swallowers

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No straight man groans like that.

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I'm at Costco.
Any of you want a dawg combo?

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It may be April 1st, but you guys are fools every day of the year πŸ’•πŸ«‚

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Hahahaha fuck-

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πŸ”΄HRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH
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Gonna be trying this during or after stream tonight, which is going to be really funny for me and like 5 other people.

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Good morning, Monolith City!
I've got some tasks and errands to run this afternoon, but that's not gonna stop me from getting down and dirty with my good friend Snake tonight at 8:00 PM EDT.

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Ain't nobody does it like Anomalocaris

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πŸ”΄ Going live!
Waking up from my nap??? On TIME??????
That's crazy!!!
Anyway, get ready for some mfkin Metal Gear Solid 3. We have to fight a geezer tonight.
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