Clearly self-defence, obv. Bunch of effin' Nazis.

Appalling that women have been radicalized into fearing (checks notes) sexual predators, climate disaster and other genuine threats.

Also don't forget that if you go the Mac route and have any sort of education connection (child, relative, job) you can get a few hundred off a MacBook Air with their Education Discount. The Air, as others have said, will last at least five years and if necessary you can always run Windows on it.

Wait 'til you learn about the Internet.

HSBC's ad --Smashed car YouTube video by odinslash

Parking à la française is taught at school, I think.

Have I missed something or is Trump's answer to unblocking the Strait of Hormuz to (checks notes) blockade the Strait of Hormuz? Or has silly me misunderstood the depth and complexity of his plan?

It's not often you get to piss off Trump AND Putin, whilst strengthening the EU and offering a sliver of hope to many who've been persecuted...

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Laughed out loud!
I have never watched this Titanic film. If it's not in black and white, I ain't gonna watch it.

Margaret Thatcher's funeral - Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead! YouTube video by maestro66uk

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Tu...

Today's laugh out loud story:

And if you are going to make up a story, make it up about someone interesting at least.

Sunrise in Palavas-les-flots, 07 04 2026

A little to your East (Palavas-les-flots) at about a quarter past seven this morning.

And then their answer to *all that* is just more lies. Just say what you want to say and, because you said it, it's automatically true. When you try to counter with facts, YOU are the one who is now the liar.

Yellow tins of duck legs, gizzards and necks on sale in front of a 'foie gras tasting' sign in French.

I see the Guardian subs have limited understanding of French. Whilst it does indeed say that there is foie gras available for tasting on the small blackboard, the tins contain only duck thighs, gizzards and necks. No livers. I'm available for translation services on demand.

Came here to say this. Noun gendering is so important when mocking druids.

I wonder what bsky.app/profile/did:... is so ashamed of?

Breakfast.

Ah, replies disabled. Troll!

The Channel 4 doc about how Labour swiftly and utterly fucked it begins in 2024, presumably for much the same reasons that ones about World War I tend to begin in 1914: a lot of messy pre-history that we don’t fancy getting bogged down in.

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Also: Shoulda bought a Mac. The new one is quite nice and well within NASA's budget.

"Must"? Really? And you must fuck off in the style described by Fuck Off God Michal Marshall Smith.
Good grief.

I'm still incredibly angry about Brexit and get angrier by the day with politicians who should be able to acknowledge the harm it's done and continues to do. But they won't. I simply don't understand why as the answer is so obvious.

Elvis Presley - Suspicious Minds (Official Music Video) YouTube video by ElvisPresleyVEVO

Humans last went to the Moon getting on for 60 years ago, also while the USA was fighting an unwinnable land war in Asia. But the music was better then.
We have always been at war with Oceania.

* Tip 'o the hat to @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social for this thought.

Voodoo Child (Slight Return) YouTube video by Jimi Hendrix - Topic

1968: The USA launches a spacecraft to orbit the moon and return to earth without landing while at the same time the country is engaged in a war that it clearly cannot win and is massively unpopular, with its allies refusing to be drawn into it. Plus ca change (The music was better though)

My Outlook calendar is currently telling me that I have two meetings with the same group but in two different rooms.

the reason we have this platform at all, or smartphones or modern CPUs or half the things you rely on online is because of trans people and we need to work harder at protecting and uplifting them and not supporting transphobe platforms, people and politicians

Girlguiding facing mass exodus after setting deadline for... The organisation is battling a backlash over new rules that will exclude trans girls from the organisation

"A six-year-old trans girl tried to cut off her penis with plastic scissors after being told she couldn’t join Rainbows, the youngest Girlguiding group."

This is what Britain's shameful cruelty, and Girlguiding's complicity, means.

The World’s Most Polite Countries | Remitly Where are the most polite people in the world? Our global survey reveals the countries that people think are the politest. Explore the data here.

UK third politest country in the world because we said "No after you, we insist" to Canada and Japan.

Full network of clitoral nerves mapped out for first time Anatomy of one of least studied human organs could improve outcomes for women who have pelvic surgery

30 years after the nerve structure of the penis was fully mapped out, the clitoral nerves have now been mapped. Work led, of course, by a woman, Melbourne urologist Helen O’Connell.