// "too much perfume" blow me

// just looked at the pink slip in holly's banner on god we're sending mary's boss straight to hell

// lord take holly they're ready 🙏

( nc )

the banshee brigade????

... is this one of your high-school stories?

( she may have had a problem with not paying attention. )

( nc )

like. ghostbusters?

( actually thinking about this. )

... not unless you count the show ghost hunters, but that's, like, totally fake.

( nc )

probably should so you don't like, die and cause a paradox where i'm never born.

...

( realizing she doesn't even know what her mom does in her time. literally just knows she has a job. )

( nc )

yeah don't hold out hope that changes any time soon

//

( nc )

(loudly) i wouldn't know because i'm not old enough to smoke.

( nc )

sure but he's a teenage boy so he's kind of a douche

( nc )

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Five nights at candys” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some robots in the hallway

My buddy Keith pacing: rowboatics corp is lying to us

...

( Closing her eyes and spraying it in her face.

... Cough. )

Not your fault. It's not like you knew. I told you I was staying at a friend's house, and why would you tell me about some old robots anyways?

Weeeeeeeeeell.

... Yeah it was pretty bad. I think I'm probably lucky to still be alive. Haha.

( Girl. )

It literally is? I mean, I guess it could be a mouse, but still. Semantics.

I'm a paragon of hygiene.

( She literally smells like smoke right now. Not excessively, but still. )

{ NC }

You'll wake up from this scary dream and laugh.

You can't just sit here and die.

... What. Why're you looking at me like that?

Worth a shot. Not like I haven't sssmmmmmm...

...smelled cigarette smoke before.

Um.

( Her entire life she wasn't even allowed near a Candy's restaurant. These guys were like ghost stories to her. )

Yeah, never.

( Pulling out her old-ass iPhone. Literally first-generation. Showing him a crappy, dark picture she got of The Rat. )

Rat.

Mr. Who???? No, hold on.

Thanks.

( Pulling one out. Sticking it over one of the cuts. Pulling out another.

... This could take a while. )

Baby need smoko.

( miming pulling out and lighting a cigarette )

🖐 the old looking rat guy did mine

( Too tired and just letting herself be dragged around. )

Wasn't working, um...

( ... Screw it. She's technically got about 19 years for her to stop being mad about this. )

It was a bet. Had to stay in this old factory for a week.

Baby need smoko

Please

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